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[Calidovi]

I AGREE -BZZT- THE SILLY HUMANS -BZZT- I MEAN PEOPLE -BZZT- SHOULDN'T NEED TO -BZZT- USE CAPTCHA -BZZT- TO TEST FOR ROBOTS.

Captcha is a silly idea. I mean, who doesn't love robots?

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SPLENDID WORK, AD-RAGIS #029.

[Tiruin]

Flippin' surprise spider nest.
Tiny fingernail-sized spiders.
All crawling at the underside of one of our bathroom sinks.
Webbing connecting sink to drainpipe underneath.
Too scared to even go in and recheck.
And all I was going to do was to wash hands.
Nobody at home and I've no idea how to handle that.

* Tiruin undergoes irrationality in handling situation due to panic.

[Rose]

Use deo spray and a lighter.

[Tiruin]

Use deo spray and a lighter.

Not the sink ._.
I mean, they're totally OK and all.
They're just so many.

So. Bloody. Many. Tiny. Spiderlings.

* Tiruin shivers hhhhhhhh

[Calidovi]

Use deo spray and a lighter.

Not the sink ._.
I mean, they're totally OK and all.
They're just so many.

So. Bloody. Many. Tiny. Spiderlings.

* Tiruin shivers hhhhhhhh

Buy a ton of those parasitic wasps that lay their eggs in spiders and watch the magic happen.

[Helgoland]

Holy water mixed with kerosene?

[Calidovi]

Smiting heathens isn't an efficient way to go about things.

[Helgoland]

Nonono, the idea is to baptize the spiders and then burn them so their souls will be cleansed of their sins.

[Spehss _]

Spiders are cool, yo. They kill bugs and stuff.

Now, if it was wasps then I'd totally agree with smiting them with cleansing fire.

[Calidovi]

Spiders are cool, yo. They kill bugs and stuff.

Now, if it was wasps then I'd totally agree with smiting them with cleansing fire.

It depends on whether you're more concerned about harmless 8-legged critters that have eyes that belong in one of them Chinese cartoons, or deadly, long-legged insects with bulbous eyes and a disease fetish.

[Eric Blank]

I didn't know you could be freaked out by spiders, tir. You always loved them. And babies. Babies everywhere!

You could roll their webbing up in a stick and rub them off on other surfaces that need more spiders.

[scrdest]

Spiders are cool, yo. They kill bugs and stuff.

Now, if it was wasps then I'd totally agree with smiting them with cleansing fire.

Reminds me, I briefly watched a large (-ish) wolf spider spin a net today.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Use deo spray and a lighter.

Not the sink ._.
I mean, they're totally OK and all.
They're just so many.

So. Bloody. Many. Tiny. Spiderlings.

* Tiruin shivers hhhhhhhh

Fire. Fire solves everything.
That, or like, a spray that just instakills bugs. Gas the little buggers!

[Calidovi]

I didn't know you could be freaked out by spiders, tir. You always loved them. And babies. Babies everywhere!

You could roll their webbing up in a stick and rub them off on other surfaces that need more spiders.

I'm not freaked out by pizza, but if 1000000 of them suddenly flew into my room via the window I'd be scared.

Would you really?

[Calidovi]

I didn't know you could be freaked out by spiders, tir. You always loved them. And babies. Babies everywhere!

You could roll their webbing up in a stick and rub them off on other surfaces that need more spiders.

I'm not freaked out by pizza, but if 1000000 of them suddenly flew into my room via the window I'd be scared.

Would you really?

Yes. If only because a flying pizza *might* decapitate me.

Even flying pizzas tend not to be aggressive, but unless you're the father of a bright kid you should be fine.