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[KingofstarrySkies]

I read that with the most racist accent possible

[Orange Wizard]

FAKEDIT: Revinue was autocorrected by my phone three time. Then I typed it wrong and it corrected right.

No, it's definitely revenue.

[Bohandas]

Like some kind of grotesque murderous zombie, the transpacific partnership treaty refuses to stay dead.

I sincerely hope President Obama gets flattened by a meteor.

[Eric Blank]

I have been reminded, upon rediscovering them, that I bought 40lbs of rock and mineral magazines from the 60s-70s and haven't read a single one. I must do this. I just opened one up and found an article about Suiseki (Japanese rock appreciation? Something like that.)

If I don't survive, I just want you all to know old magazines have many times the literary content of contemporary magazines. And less ads.

[Iceblaster]

FAKEDIT: Revinue was autocorrected by my phone three time. Then I typed it wrong and it corrected right.

No, it's definitely revenue.

I've been informed

I go with what my phone shits out when I don't have a quick google search button to push

[KingofstarrySkies]

you're a disGRACE

[scriver]

How difficult is it to learn Swedish when you're a native German speaker? I'd love to learn a Scandinavian language, if only because those countries are plain beautiful.

The hard part will be to work away your accent.

_{Also "Mountainhold" would be a better translation of "Bergfeste"}

[Helgoland]

Huh, you're right.

Why would an accent be so bad though? There's not much bad blood between Germany and the Nordics that I know of...

[scriver]

Not bad in that way at all, but it would keep you from sounding Swedish. I assumed you were referring to the sound/intonation when you said "beautiful".

[Loud Whispers]

Some creepy fucker's just stalked one of my family, all dressed in black. Didn't find out where we live, but the violation strikes home.

[TD1]

Wow. That's bad.

My sister was once driving over the bridge in a local town when someone ran up and tried to get into the car with her. Thankfully she drives with the doors locked

[Lightningfalcon]

Can't login to anything but my university email because apparently my account has been disabled or revoked.

[SOLDIER First]

Downloaded my first torrent today.
_{SSH DON'T TELL THE GOVERNMENT}

[Loud Whispers]

Wow. That's bad.

My sister was once driving over the bridge in a local town when someone ran up and tried to get into the car with her. Thankfully she drives with the doors locked

Fucking weirdos :|

Downloaded my first torrent today.
_{SSH DON'T TELL THE GOVERNMENT}

A trillion trojans have infected your computa and Hollywood is tracing you down with cyber polis, it's all ogre

[SOLDIER First]

*Kickflips laptop into hell; goes Super Saiyan and Instantly Transmits to New Namek*