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[TheDarkStar]

What just happened? The thread went from terrorism to... something that involves throwing around pieces of the planet.

*TheDarkStar picks up the South Island of New Zealand as a potential shield*

[Dutchling]

It is terrifying.

[Graknorke]

It is sad but not unexpected.
This must be stopped by any means at our disposal.

Sorry for that pun. It was inevitable!

2008 tho

[Orange Wizard]

*TheDarkStar picks up the South Island of New Zealand as a potential shield*

STOP USING MY COUNTRY AS A BLOODY ARMOUR PIECE!

[Frumple]

... would you prefer cod...?

E: And now I have thought the thought "New Zealand suppurating betwixt my nethers." There went my afternoon.

[Aseaheru]

i WAS

[Yoink]

*Throws the North Island of New Zealand at Yoink*

* Yoink watches the North Island of New Zealand splash into coastal waters.

Bloody hell, Dwarfy, as if the great barrier reef wasn't damaged enough already...

[Ultimuh]

*Throws the North Island of New Zealand at Yoink*

* Yoink watches the North Island of New Zealand splash into coastal waters.

Bloody hell, Dwarfy, as if the great barrier reef wasn't damaged enough already...

* Ultimuh Throws Yoink at the Great Barrier Reef.

[Yoink]

But I can't swim! D:
*drowns*

[Orange Wizard]

Oh, bloody hell...

* Orange Wizard rescues the North Island and Yoink.

[SaberToothTiger]

BREAKING NEWS:
Dear Channel 1984 viewers, we inform you that today two anonymous men started a brawl, using New Zeeland as weapons. Our reporters at the scene will give you more information.

A guy in a yellow raincoat, in a rowboat, besides an old, fatigued fisherman:
The assailants were just now identified as owners of a satanic, nazi game called "Dwarf Fortress". They are also suspected of being active members of the game's forum. It is widely known that the game has scenes of extreme violence, and the goal in it is to murder as many people in as cruel way possible.

Back at the studio:
It is obvious that the government should ban video games, internet, the Pope and chocolate chip muffins, which are all responsible for this terrifying event. Now, for the wheather...

NOTSONINJAEDIT: Also, same second post.

[smjjames]

*Throws the North Island of New Zealand at Yoink*

* Yoink watches the North Island of New Zealand splash into coastal waters.

Bloody hell, Dwarfy, as if the great barrier reef wasn't damaged enough already...

I thought Yoink was in NYC?

[Arx]

Yoink is wherever he pleases.

Which is Melbourne, I think.

[timferius]

I'm booking an appointment with my doctor to discuss various potential mental health issues. I find this particularly terrifying because one of said issues revolves around talking about things like that, particularly with people of authority. I never know what to say and constantly worry I'm giving incorrect information that will lead to incorrect conclusions, or that I will be misunderstood or judged.

[Helgoland]

They're trained to deal even with people giving misinformaton on purpose, and they've seen too much truly fucked-up shit to judge you. You'll be fine.