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[Sinlessmoon]

I saw the words Creepy Girl in the URL and noped out before anything loaded.

You sir are lucky... I was not so lucky and am now scarred.

[LordSlowpoke]

* LordSlowpoke blinks

the fuck's scary about that

[McDonald]

have this

[Sinlessmoon]

have this

That helped, thank you.

[Orange Wizard]

It's not scary, it's just... unsettling.

have this

It just had to crash at the last second, didn't it?

[Tawa]

Why else do you think the fate I described earlier is worth being terrified of? You are a stone's throw away from blissful ignorance death/nonexistence would provide, and you're stuck behind that window-thick barrier between life and death, and frozen there for eternity; pain without pleasure and all.

If the outcome of death, which I would prefer, is nonexistence, then you wouldn't actually care. You're not there. You can't feel stuff. You can't think. You're not "frozen", you're gone. It's over, gg man. Sorry there's no replay button, afterlife is still in beta. I'm cool with that. It's not like you can prevent it or anything.^Note

If it's not, of course, and the guy who invented Pastafarianism isn't some kind of prophet, I'm totally screwed and I'll just see if I can track down Richard Dawkins and chat about the old days in between screams of agony.

[McDonald]

jesus I just had a heart attack... no worries, nothing scary

[Sinlessmoon]

jesus I just had a heart attack... no worries, nothing scary

Heart attack and nothing scary don't go together. :\

[McDonald]

jesus I just had a heart attack... no worries, nothing scary

Heart attack and nothing scary don't go together. :\

Not scary, just startling.

[Orange Wizard]

What are you doing right now, McDomald, that leads you to all these weird sites?

Are you going to link us to Octopus Girl next or something?

[McDonald]

* McDonald laughs maniacally. You almost can hear a horse neighing.

[IronTomato]

I had a dream last night where I logged onto the forums and had 12 unread PMs. For some reason, this terrified me so much in my dream that I started having convulsions which continued for the rest of the dream.

It was terrifying.

[LordSlowpoke]

since we're turning this into swfthread already

[McDonald]

Help yourself to this.

[Tawa]

I had a dream last night where I logged onto the forums and had 12 unread PMs. For some reason, this terrified me so much in my dream that I started having convulsions which continued for the rest of the dream.

It was terrifying.

It is terrible.

You apparently didn't notice all those times I cast Dream, so I focused it into sending you mental PMs. Should've known having PMs in their inbox terrifies other people, too.