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[XXSockXX]

No, no. The procedure according to scripture is: drink the beer first, then piss out the fire. Any other procedure is an abomination and an affront to all holy principles of alcoholism.

[MaximumZero]

Behold, the stuff of nightmares.

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Nice.... house wait is that an ice cream?
 

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AHHHHHHHHHGGG
   

An American's wet dream.

I could take down that burger.

[Helgoland]

But then surely we can put out the fire with Alt? You know, Alt is just Kölsch that has already been drunk once.

[Graknorke]

No, no. The procedure according to scripture is: drink the beer first, then piss out the fire. Any other procedure is an abomination and an affront to all holy principles of alcoholism.

I was under the impression that beer in the US was indistinguishable from piss anyway.

[LordSlowpoke]

the only reason to use beer to put out a fire is to pour it on burning coal in a grill

and when that happens fuck it, use the best one you have if you're that generous

delicious beer vapor moisturizing my grilled meats

* LordSlowpoke drools

[Arx]

My teacher could not open the zipped folder I uploaded with my exam in it. Her response was, of course, to immediately email me telling me I was going to get zero, unless I immediately emailed her the pdfs. She then emailed me again to say she'd managed to open the zip.


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[Avis-Mergulus]

the only reason to use beer to put out a fire is to pour it on burning coal in a grill

and when that happens fuck it, use the best one you have if you're that generous

delicious beer vapor moisturizing my grilled meats

* LordSlowpoke drools

In Russian sauna, we sometimes pour beer on the hot rocks/metal plate/what have you.

Absolutely amazing beer vapor smelling of growth and prosperity, moisturizing my skin

My moist amphibian skin

[Avis-Mergulus]

Aside from drinking and enemas, a booze sauna is one of the most effective ways to get drunk.

I know, I know. But it's just beer, and you're not supposed to pour whole bottles of it on the rocks - just enough to get that proper smell of baking something. Plus it's all mixed up with water vapor.

[LordSlowpoke]

* LordSlowpoke gently places an amphibian on the grill

[Yoink]

I wasn't disapproving. Drunken saunas sound fun.

That does indeed sound rather fun.
...I've never actually been in a sauna. Dang. 

[hops]

How do you get drunk from having alcohol squirted into your anus.

[Avis-Mergulus]

Aside from drinking and enemas, a booze sauna is one of the most effective ways to get drunk.

I know, I know. But it's just beer, and you're not supposed to pour whole bottles of it on the rocks - just enough to get that proper smell of baking something. Plus it's all mixed up with water vapor.

I wasn't disapproving. Drunken saunas sound fun.

Yup. It's not very healthy though - alcohol+sauna does very interesting things to your blood pressure. It's entirely possible to pass out and drown in a tub of water, or hit your head on the aforementioned hot rocks, what with the floor being slippery and all.

* LordSlowpoke gently places an amphibian on the grill

* Avis is a salamander, salamander, salalalalala..!

[hops]

How do you get drunk from having alcohol squirted into your anus.

The rectum is VERY good at absorbing stuff. Hence why you get suppositories. And why, if you're dying of thirst and have water that would probably make you gag it up before you could swallow it, it's probably a somewhat decent idea to, if you can, enema it.

I bet there's a porn somewhere about something like that.
Wait nevermind I think I have *seen* something like that.

[Darvi]

Aaaand the thread's crossed the TMI threshold.

[scrdest]

Aaaand the thread's crossed the TMI threshold.

Why does this keep happening to TERRIFIED thread of all things?