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[Fniff]

That was reality.

Everything else is a lie. See the future, and prepare yourself.

[Flying Dice]

Day 1 release of Bethesda's Super Mario 2.

...what. the hell. was that?

There's always time for Vinny in my day.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Day 1 release of Bethesda's Super Mario 2.

...what. the hell. was that?

I̴̡̧̻̝̞̠̼͎̯̺̱̝͈͓̖ͤ͊̊̀̍ͦ͒ͫ̀̓͗̔̽ͬ͋͛ͮ̄́͝Tͬ̃̒ͯ̐҉͕̫̥̩̩̣͢͢'̓̀̅͒̾ͬ̓͗ͨ̊̽ͥ̈́ͨ͗ͩ͑҉҉̵̥̻͎͎̝̹̜̝̝͙̳̥͉͓͈̖̥͈̕͝S̜̝̪̗͙̳͙͈̠̤̺̩̣͎̑ͦ͆̆̀ͤ̑ͬ̋̉ͣ̕͟͠͡ ̛̋̆ͫ̌ͭ̾͊̈́҉͟҉̬͓̫͇̝̮̗̯̼̠̘̘͉̯̙A̸̴̼̖͈͉̜͔̯ͤͫ̂ͩ͌ͮ̽̓̏̌̊̏̐͟ ̀͂̒͐̐͂͗̑̕҉̰̬̟̗M̑̃͋ͮ̑̃ͭ̌̋͗ͭ͒͏̠͈͕̖̻͓̟̟͚͇̠̕͞ͅE̒̿̃͗ͤ̾ͭ̍ͧ͌̌̏ͤͭͭ̎̈̉̍͏̸̟̖̦̫̰̀͘,̶̷ͣͣ̄ͣ͌͑̆̇̈͐́͞͏̫͉͚̗̘͔̜͈̝͍̪͎̭̼̹ ̧͖̰̣͕̯̍̂͌͂̌̔ͬ̂̌͘͟M̴̸̄̔͋̏ͨͨ̾̀̂ͯͭ̽͌̑́̚̚̕҉̺̻͈̫̣̺̫̰̳͓̣͔̫̥̙̺̳͚ͅǍ͛̍̄̉͛ͨ͑̈́̍̂͋̇҉̟͎͎͚̬̺̦̤͓͍̦̤̮̬̟̝̟̫͖̀R̷̴̟̫̦̖̤̱̦̲̋̑̄̑ͬ́̆ͯͣͩ͋̓̀͛ͫ̈ͨ͟͢͡I̷͈̦̜̪̦͎̱ͬ͛̄̀ͭ͢O̶̡͉̠̘̙̜̥͖͔̱̤̜̭͇͍͓̪̳͙̟̅ͭ̀̈̓̑̃ͯ͞.̣͇͇̣̪͎̝̩̭̥̂̓͒̐ͮͧͭ͑͊̐͊̏͑̈͊̈̅̒͠

[Loud Whispers]

Day 1 release of Bethesda's Super Mario 2.

...what. the hell. was that?

I̴̡̧̻̝̞̠̼͎̯̺̱̝͈͓̖ͤ͊̊̀̍ͦ͒ͫ̀̓͗̔̽ͬ͋͛ͮ̄́͝Tͬ̃̒ͯ̐҉͕̫̥̩̩̣͢͢'̓̀̅͒̾ͬ̓͗ͨ̊̽ͥ̈́ͨ͗ͩ͑҉҉̵̥̻͎͎̝̹̜̝̝͙̳̥͉͓͈̖̥͈̕͝S̜̝̪̗͙̳͙͈̠̤̺̩̣͎̑ͦ͆̆̀ͤ̑ͬ̋̉ͣ̕͟͠͡ ̛̋̆ͫ̌ͭ̾͊̈́҉͟҉̬͓̫͇̝̮̗̯̼̠̘̘͉̯̙A̸̴̼̖͈͉̜͔̯ͤͫ̂ͩ͌ͮ̽̓̏̌̊̏̐͟ ̀͂̒͐̐͂͗̑̕҉̰̬̟̗M̑̃͋ͮ̑̃ͭ̌̋͗ͭ͒͏̠͈͕̖̻͓̟̟͚͇̠̕͞ͅE̒̿̃͗ͤ̾ͭ̍ͧ͌̌̏ͤͭͭ̎̈̉̍͏̸̟̖̦̫̰̀͘,̶̷ͣͣ̄ͣ͌͑̆̇̈͐́͞͏̫͉͚̗̘͔̜͈̝͍̪͎̭̼̹ ̧͖̰̣͕̯̍̂͌͂̌̔ͬ̂̌͘͟M̴̸̄̔͋̏ͨͨ̾̀̂ͯͭ̽͌̑́̚̚̕҉̺̻͈̫̣̺̫̰̳͓̣͔̫̥̙̺̳͚ͅǍ͛̍̄̉͛ͨ͑̈́̍̂͋̇҉̟͎͎͚̬̺̦̤͓͍̦̤̮̬̟̝̟̫͖̀R̷̴̟̫̦̖̤̱̦̲̋̑̄̑ͬ́̆ͯͣͩ͋̓̀͛ͫ̈ͨ͟͢͡I̷͈̦̜̪̦͎̱ͬ͛̄̀ͭ͢O̶̡͉̠̘̙̜̥͖͔̱̤̜̭͇͍͓̪̳͙̟̅ͭ̀̈̓̑̃ͯ͞.̣͇͇̣̪͎̝̩̭̥̂̓͒̐ͮͧͭ͑͊̐͊̏͑̈͊̈̅̒͠

Why so many squares?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Because maximum Zalgo text gets a little bit crazy.

[Sirus]

Day 1 release of Bethesda's Super Mario 2.

There's some fine creepypasta material in there, if you try

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And then Peach was a potion.

[Devling]

Day 1 release of Bethesda's Super Mario 2.

Thanks for the new youtubes to watch.

[Xantalos]

The wrath of the Queen:

Also, oh god why.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I am telling you, she is Ventrue.

[Devling]

"My name is Elizabeth II, queen of queens:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

[Loud Whispers]

Great Britain is officially not a democracy or republic, but a constitutional monarchy.

[Xantalos]

Great Britain is officially not a democracy or republic, but a constitutional monarchy.

I always interpreted it as an ancient spell sealing her power.
Is! Ia! Elizabethulhu f'taghn!

[Dutchling]

Is! Ia! Elizabethulhu f'taghn!

Added to my quote collection.

[Max White]

Great Britain is officially not a democracy or republic, but a constitutional monarchy.

Care to guess what Canada, Australia and New Zealand are?

Holy crap... Canada doesn't have the Union Jack on their flag! What the fuck Canada? I thought you were one of the cool kids.

[Neonivek]

Honestly out of every government type... Constitutional Monarchy is probably the most meaningless to the point where honestly I do not consider it a true form of government.

In the sense that "There is a monarchy but they have no power whatsoever and their constitution says they have no power and there is no reasonable situation where they would get their power back."

My suggestion? Just ignore the term "Constitutional Monarchy" altogether. I cannot imagine a more useless designation.