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[Fanofgaming]

You start throwing arrows at the bogeymen. Due to your incredible speed, you manage to get three headshots in a row. You then stabbity  stabbity stab the remaining ones, throwing an occasional arrow as they flee.

You have triumphed and you continue on to the lair of the Night Creature.

As you continue to travel onward, you see a single unarmed goblin attempting to beat a young human girl to death with her own underwear.

What do you do!?

Your items:
*Steel Two-handed Sword* MULTIGRASP
*Steel Helmet* on HEAD
*Steel Breastplate* on UPPER BODY
*Steel Mail Shirt* on UPPER BODY
*Steel Chain Leggings* on LOWER BODY
TWO *Steel Gauntlets* on BOTH HANDS
TWO *Steel High Boots* on BOTH FEET
*Dragon Leather Quiver* on UPPER BODY
       FIFTEEN +Steel Arrows+
*Dragon Leather Backpack* on UPPER BODY
       FULL *Water-skin*
       TEN DAYS OF FOOD RATIONS

[Argembarger]

Coach the girl on proper combat techniques, only stepping in if she is on the verge of death/unconsciousness.

This one may be a promising meatshsidekick

[Agith]

Watch the scene and after a while get bored take off your helmet run up to the goblin and start helping it beat up the lady with her own underwear.

[Fanofgaming]

You coach the girl on proper combat techniques and she miraculously manages to kill the goblin completely on her own.

You begin talking to her. She tells you that her name is Betty. She then disappears, leaving behind nothing but her underwear. You pick it up and put it in you bag, because you are weird.

The sun begins to rise and you arrive at the Night Creature's lair.

What do you do now?

Your items:
*Steel Two-handed Sword* MULTIGRASP
*Steel Helmet* on HEAD
*Steel Breastplate* on UPPER BODY
*Steel Mail Shirt* on UPPER BODY
*Steel Chain Leggings* on LOWER BODY
TWO *Steel Gauntlets* on BOTH HANDS
TWO *Steel High Boots* on BOTH FEET
*Dragon Leather Quiver* on UPPER BODY
       FIFTEEN +Steel Arrows+
*Dragon Leather Backpack* on UPPER BODY
       ALMOST FULL *Water-skin*
       NINE DAYS OF FOOD RATIONS
       BETTY'S UNDERWEAR

Status Effects: Drowsy, Pedo~

[Krath]

Insult the night creature's mother in a loud voice.

[FuzzyZergling]

Kick down the door with your Energy Legs!

[Fanofgaming]

You kick down the Night Creature's door with your Powerthirst reference Energy Legs.

You shout out an insult to the Night Creature's mother, saying that it was a Man Wife of Evil.

The Night Creature does not hear you, which is a good thing, because...

Unfortunately, a bear is nearby and starts to approach you. Huh.

What now? That bear's probably going to maul you.

Your items:
*Steel Two-handed Sword* MULTIGRASP
*Steel Helmet* on HEAD
*Steel Breastplate* on UPPER BODY
*Steel Mail Shirt* on UPPER BODY
*Steel Chain Leggings* on LOWER BODY
TWO *Steel Gauntlets* on BOTH HANDS
TWO *Steel High Boots* on BOTH FEET
*Dragon Leather Quiver* on UPPER BODY
       FIFTEEN +Steel Arrows+
*Dragon Leather Backpack* on UPPER BODY
       ALMOST FULL *Water-skin*
       NINE DAYS OF FOOD RATIONS
       BETTY'S UNDERWEAR

Status Effects: Drowsy, Pedo~

Current enemies: Bear

EDIT: Hey, I have decided to post a picture of your current opponent. It's mostly accurate.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d5/Pedobear.png

[Agith]

Give the bear a hug...Because of course bears are our friends...HUG A BEAR TODAY

[FuzzyZergling]

Charm the bear with your charismatic attitude and bearlike physique.
Alternatively:
>Punch bear in snout to establish superiority.

[Furtuka]

Tell the bear that you will give it neat stuff if it kills the night creature

[Fanofgaming]

Tell the bear that you will give it neat stuff if it kills the night creature

Please be more specific. Bears can smell a lie from seventeen miles away.

[Fanofgaming]

Late update is late.

You try to give the bear a hug, but unfortunately, his wife just left him. He's in a BAD move, so he whacks you in the head with his powerful paw, bruising the muscle through your helmet.

You then get angry and you punch him in the nose. This worked out a bit better, because he now seems to know that you're about as strong as he is.

Then you tell him that you'll give him some neat stuff if he kills the night creature. Apparently, this bear understands your language, because he rushes in to fight the night creature. Moments later, you hear the bear roar painfully. He then crawls out of the lair with only two of his legs left. Huh.

It looks like you'll probably have to go in and kill the thing, but you still have time to prepare.

What do you do?


Your items:
*Steel Two-handed Sword* MULTIGRASP
*Steel Helmet* on HEAD
*Steel Breastplate* on UPPER BODY
*Steel Mail Shirt* on UPPER BODY
*Steel Chain Leggings* on LOWER BODY
TWO *Steel Gauntlets* on BOTH HANDS
TWO *Steel High Boots* on BOTH FEET
*Dragon Leather Quiver* on UPPER BODY
       FIFTEEN +Steel Arrows+
*Dragon Leather Backpack* on UPPER BODY
       ALMOST FULL *Water-skin*
       NINE DAYS OF FOOD RATIONS
       BETTY'S UNDERWEAR

Status Effects: Tired, slight pain
Wounds: Bruised muscles on Head

[Eagle_eye]

collect the bear's blood and use it to refill your waterskin.

[Fanofgaming]

You collect the bear's blood and mix it with the water in your waterskin. You can't help but feel that this will come in handy later.

You could continue to prepare for the soon-to-follow fight, or you could enter the lair.

What do you do?

What do you do?


Your items:
*Steel Two-handed Sword* MULTIGRASP
*Steel Helmet* on HEAD
*Steel Breastplate* on UPPER BODY
*Steel Mail Shirt* on UPPER BODY
*Steel Chain Leggings* on LOWER BODY
TWO *Steel Gauntlets* on BOTH HANDS
TWO *Steel High Boots* on BOTH FEET
*Dragon Leather Quiver* on UPPER BODY
       FIFTEEN +Steel Arrows+
*Dragon Leather Backpack* on UPPER BODY
       FULL *Water-skin* with BEAR BLOOD
       NINE DAYS OF FOOD RATIONS
       BETTY'S UNDERWEAR

Status Effects: Tired, slight pain
Wounds: Bruised muscles on Head

[Krath]

Cover your face in bear blood and charge in screaming.