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SPIIIIIDERSSS GET THEM OFF ME!

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Hey man be kind to nature, dude.

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Lol "Buzz"

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Nonsequitor :~'

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Total Members Voted: 88

[PTTG??]

So I go out to my room to get my alarm clock... and there's a black widow the size of a quarter right on my desk by the plug. Web and everything.

I get the first book I can find of suitable weight and aerodynamics, which happens to be Men from Earth, and let 'er have it. Without Buzz's book, I might not have found a suitable tome in time, and been forced to use a lesser, softbacked or smaller, book. I might not have killed the spider effectively, and then where would I be?

Thank you Aldrin!

[Realmfighter]

OH GOD SPIDERS OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOD

[ein]

There's no kill like overkill.
Oh, and black widows are probably the only spider I can approve of slaying.

[ToonyMan]

Now everybody is going to hate you for killing Vriska.

[PTTG??]

If somebody wants, I can mail the now two-dimensional black widow to you, free of charge. You pay shipping.

Actually, that's probably illegal either for shipping live things, corpses, or poisons or something.

[ein]

I think you might could mail it within the continental US, but Hawaii is off-limits, unfortunately.
Assuming it actually turned out nice, a framed black widow corpse would be awesome wall art.

[PTTG??]

I think you might could mail it within the continental US, but Hawaii is off-limits, unfortunately.
Assuming it actually turned out nice, a framed black widow corpse would be awesome wall art.

Nah, it'd just fill your house with miasma. And block the door open. But you might just get a meal of prepared spider brains off of it.

[ein]

Bleh, so horrible.
I've not played DF in so long, it took me until the door part to get the joke.

[Grakelin]

You pick that thing up and try to frame it, and it will wake up and bite you.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

A book!!!??? Are you mad!!? Flamethrower at the very least man!!

[Willfor]

You don't kill arachnids with fire. It speeds up their metabolism.

[Dwarf]

It does?


Also yeah, I normally don't kill spiders but dang black widows. They're dangerous shit.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

You don't kill arachnids with fire. It speeds up their metabolism.

Some form of precision rifle then.

[Tsarwash]

When I first read it, I thought that you were joking about the Black Widow thing. Then I realised that they have to come from somewhere..

[nuker w]

Fucking hell. That shits mental... But food for thought... Does it have a family?   

P.S Buy a bigger book in case.