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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9015 on: June 15, 2013, 10:40:05 pm »

1/1 all minor factions 10 all AI plots 10 [Shark-B]

I pissed off the Dark Spire.

They killed one of my command stations.

That pissed off the AI, as per Shark-B. That killed another command station.

All hell broke loose.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9016 on: June 15, 2013, 10:45:30 pm »

Striker Z the Holy Puncher (full name) forgot that he was holding a steel jerrycan of gasoline and not his taekwando hands when he led the horde through the window. Even the speed bonus from not being in a window didn't make up for that.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9017 on: June 15, 2013, 11:16:26 pm »

So, me and my cousin were going through the dungeons under Athens. Where we come across "*Some name* the Murderer". A melee miniboss/hero.

Don't let the fact that he's a miniboss fool you, though. He was absurd. He could one-hit-kill both me and my cousin at times (my cousin always was instakilled, as she was a mage), and regenerated health at a simply absurd rate if he wasn't busy killing you. War Horn and nets did nearly nothing, and he was extremely fast moving. He could stun me for a couple seconds, where 1/2 times I would be dead very quickly. He threw down three bolt traps at a time, which could easily kill you by themselves. Even after I compensated for my severe Piercing resistance malus by buying piercing resistant armor, and put on a shield rather than dual wielding, he still gibbed me very quickly, and my cousin even quicker. Together, we must have died at least 30-40 times. This goddamn miniboss was tougher than even the final boss on the previous difficulty level, and FAR more difficult than the actual main quest boss later in the dungeon.

We did finally kill him, though, after his AI glitched out. I'm pretty sure neither of us are sorry that we exploited this, as this miniboss was beyond absurd, and dropped only gold items, no green or blue or purple ones. Regardless, an entire floor of the dungeon must have been flowing in our blood before we did.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9018 on: June 16, 2013, 12:18:04 am »

Me and my friend were in a boat killing some auroches with slings, he was dropped off at the other side of the river and I had just picked up another auroch corpse and was on the other side with my friend when a guy and his buddy (These guys had tried to kill me twice before) came down on their boats, one got off and started attacking me, preventing me from dropping the auroch to run or fight, eventually I drop it and run for his boat, my friend having taken ours, but he saw that and ran for it as well, getting in right before I did and landing me in the second seat. He boated a bit from shore so I couldn't get out without him blocking my swim to shore, and it turns out the passenger can't attack the driver of the boat but the driver can attack the passenger. And then I died a bit later; my friend was also chased down and killed.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9019 on: June 16, 2013, 07:59:12 am »

I Wanna Be The Guy. That is all.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9020 on: June 16, 2013, 08:14:06 am »

Apparently The Warrior is not a valid second wind target, and all the Volcanic Rakk were crashing into terrain where I couldn't hit them.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9021 on: June 16, 2013, 09:48:09 am »

If I thought two level nine CPU players were brutal a few weeks ago, they're definitely tough after I've been playing nothing but Pokemon for the past week or so.

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Speaking of Pokemon, FUCK YOU GARY ASH RED OTHER GUY, my Pidgey is two levels higher than yours and STILL doesn't know Sand Attack! How do you even lose at this game if you have Sand Attack? Just use that on everything and it doesn't matter how powerful the other guy's Pokemon are because THEY'LL NEVER HIT YOU.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9022 on: June 16, 2013, 09:52:03 am »

I had a very promising monk get destroyed by a chameleon. It turned into a diamond golem and chased me around for a while, then became a queen bee, which I killed (causing it to revert to its chameleon form), then it immediately turned into a giant shoggoth and one-shotted me.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9023 on: June 16, 2013, 09:55:13 am »

Damn black numenorean summoned a squad of priests and mages, I was paralyzed and promptly killed.

Goodbye Pubin the kobold ranger...

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9024 on: June 16, 2013, 05:05:19 pm »

Finally long awaited update came out so i did obligatory run to check out new stuff, got to Hal and the rank went a little bit too high, cue nearly undodgeable attacks, blade spam, ring spam and me dying horribly.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9025 on: June 16, 2013, 06:00:47 pm »

Infinite units cheat + Railpods = Hilarity. And lag, but mostly hilarity.

Then a mk3 nuke went off. Then mk5 enemy units hit my home command.

Then the game froze.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9026 on: June 16, 2013, 08:56:29 pm »

Holy fubar.

Last guy on map, he is the boss.  He crits one of my essential 'gameover' characters when I'm taking my sweet time pinging the bastard with my surviving troops.

Fire Emblem: Awakening

Also, Lunatic difficulty IS Lunacy.  High luck is absolutely required.  Slogged thru 2nd and 3rd map, barely making each one of em.  I totally had to cheese the 3rd map.  Nope, too much RNG, not enough actual difficulty. 
I don't see how it is possible to do Ironman mode, without spending so much time looking at the Game Over screen... and casualty reloading...
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9027 on: June 16, 2013, 09:08:57 pm »

Ganged up on by sabre cats. They deal a surprisingly high amount of damage. A single sabrecat dealt more damage to me than a pack of wolves.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9028 on: June 16, 2013, 10:24:33 pm »

I hit a grey block at the end of a twenty plus minute song. I... was... so... close!

Ok, so not actually a "death" but still. So close.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9029 on: June 17, 2013, 12:05:36 am »

My Catapult got blown up by an Atlas in one-on-one combat. At least I almost defeated the Altas this time.

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