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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12615 on: August 02, 2014, 12:55:01 pm »

I decided to just rush at a single Elder Aranea and kill her in one hit with my party's main character.

He misses (95% chance), she summons a pair of Demons.
He misses again (95% chance), she and demons start casting spells.
He misses again (95% chance), she and demons cast Mind Control and enfeebling spells on my party.

The party started to stab each other whilst demons clawed them to death and Aranea finished off the priest with high level... priest spells.

The end.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12616 on: August 03, 2014, 10:38:42 am »

Another survivor demanded I drop the shortbow I made an hour ago(when I started the game, an hour ago). I told her to go screw herself. She replied. With an Uzi.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12617 on: August 04, 2014, 11:18:24 am »

Attempting to fight the Litch for the first time. Turns out she's kinda horrible to be around, since you can't block her projectiles and she leaves a fiery aura around here after you hit her and she teleports away. So I take damage if I try to parry her shots, I take damage if I'm actually hitting her, and I'm taking damage when I screw up and run over traps. Lesson learned: Don't fight her without equipment upgrades!

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12618 on: August 05, 2014, 09:39:43 am »

Random scorpion murdered me on the fourth level.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12619 on: August 05, 2014, 04:31:16 pm »

A giant cockroach bit my head off nine turns into the game. I wasn't expecting naming my character 'Aethelred' to turn out to be prophetic...

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12620 on: August 05, 2014, 10:23:40 pm »

Hasn't died yet but ZOOOOOOORK



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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12621 on: August 06, 2014, 01:29:51 am »

A baron of hell tore an imp that attacked it in half and then threw the corpse at me. This game man.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12622 on: August 06, 2014, 04:36:45 am »

Two consecutive boarding drones landed in the oxygen bay.  First one because I forgot to start the battle with the defense drone up, the second with an active defense drone.  Then while it was being repaired, a missile hit it, starting two fires, killing the repairing engi and forcing the other crewman on it to retreat.  In desperation I pulled the only two crewman with any chance of saving us, the helmsman and engineer, to the oxygen system.

Then a beam drone destroyed the cloak system.

Then the Flagship's drone wave came.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12623 on: August 06, 2014, 01:41:59 pm »

I detest boarding drones. They're like missiles, but they wreck the system they land in unless you kill them, which uses up valuable fighters' time. Also, I've never managed to dodge one, unlike missiles.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12624 on: August 06, 2014, 01:49:59 pm »

That is one reason why there's a cloaking system :p
Also boarding drones don't--or in the least have a REAL HIGH ACCURACY that they don't seem to--miss.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12625 on: August 06, 2014, 01:51:05 pm »

My cloaking system failed.

Koreans killed me :S
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12626 on: August 06, 2014, 01:56:03 pm »

My cloaking system failed.

Koreans killed me :S

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12627 on: August 06, 2014, 01:58:34 pm »

It was reality.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12628 on: August 06, 2014, 02:06:11 pm »

I screwed up jumping on a yeti and it threw me into a wall, stunning me, and I fell into the abyss. I had a jetpack. If it weren't for the stun, I could've flown out. If I hadn't got greedy and tried to kill just one more yeti, I still would've had the jetpack, Kali's skull chalice, 9 health, over $50,000, and the freeze ray. Worst end to a run ever.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12629 on: August 07, 2014, 07:32:28 am »

Fucking Baleful Gigginox.

First death: Got paralyzed, stunned, paralyzed again and then killed.
Second death: It tried to eat me alive, in my panic I forgot to throw a dung bomb.
Third death: Couldn't get away from its paralyzing egg bomb which removed 75% of my health, then it jumped up onto the ceiling and dropped down on me.

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