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[pisskop]

I have recently adopted a habit of eating, like 60% of my fat content and calories during lunch.

It makes me super groggy, but idk.  There's something satisfying about it.

[scriver]

Paltkoma

[Loud Whispers]

Paltkoma

How do you pronounce this beautiful word

[TD1]

You have to say it as if to a lover.

Like this.

Ca_llypso

[Loud Whispers]

Bang_{ers and masshhh}

[methylatedspirit]

I got recommended a video about a rage comic in which the storyteller/meme maker gets a positive on a pregnancy test despite being male, and getting diagnosed early for cancer because of it. And it released 1 day before our Archimedes got a positive on a pregnancy test. Thankfully, no cancer there. It's a freak coincidence, surely. It's just the timing. Surely.

[ArchimedesWojak]

I got recommended a video about a rage comic in which the storyteller/meme maker gets a positive on a pregnancy test despite being male, and getting diagnosed early for cancer because of it. And it released 1 day before our Archimedes got a positive on a pregnancy test. Thankfully, no cancer there. It's a freak coincidence, surely. It's just the timing. Surely.

Whoa this is kinda embarrassing but i'll explain my original post was a masterfully crafted well thought out shitpost about me getting pregnant but it snowballed into testicle cancer which i thought made for a better shitpost (at the time of the first post i didn't know that a + pregnancy test meant cancer)

I hope that clears up me faking it, it was just an attempt at a shitpost that went into a completely different direction than what i had planned

[martinuzz]

Your womb is full of shit

[ArchimedesWojak]

Your womb is full of shit

It was inevitable

[ChairmanPoo]

Your womb is full of shit

That's not his womb...

[martinuzz]

But but... It's making baby noises

[Vector]

I got recommended a video about a rage comic in which the storyteller/meme maker gets a positive on a pregnancy test despite being male, and getting diagnosed early for cancer because of it. And it released 1 day before our Archimedes got a positive on a pregnancy test. Thankfully, no cancer there. It's a freak coincidence, surely. It's just the timing. Surely.

Whoa this is kinda embarrassing but i'll explain my original post was a masterfully crafted well thought out shitpost about me getting pregnant but it snowballed into testicle cancer which i thought made for a better shitpost (at the time of the first post i didn't know that a + pregnancy test meant cancer)

I hope that clears up me faking it, it was just an attempt at a shitpost that went into a completely different direction than what i had planned

checks notes

Ah yes ... another entry for column, "Boy who called wolf." Fascinating.

[ChairmanPoo]

I got recommended a video about a rage comic in which the storyteller/meme maker gets a positive on a pregnancy test despite being male, and getting diagnosed early for cancer because of it. And it released 1 day before our Archimedes got a positive on a pregnancy test. Thankfully, no cancer there. It's a freak coincidence, surely. It's just the timing. Surely.

Whoa this is kinda embarrassing but i'll explain my original post was a masterfully crafted well thought out shitpost about me getting pregnant but it snowballed into testicle cancer which i thought made for a better shitpost (at the time of the first post i didn't know that a + pregnancy test meant cancer)

I hope that clears up me faking it, it was just an attempt at a shitpost that went into a completely different direction than what i had planned

checks notes

Ah yes ... another entry for column, "Boy who called wolf." Fascinating.

I think we should give him a few rounds of chemotherapy just to be sure. Better safe than sorry no?

[hector13]

Hey man, if Crusader Kings has taught me anything, it’s that castration can cure anything.

[Maximum Spin]

Hey man, if Crusader Kings has taught me anything, it’s that castration can cure anything.

I feel like this would be funnier if he hadn't claimed a disease that that would actually cure.