My sleep got torpedoed last night.
Woke up early this morning, at a little before a quarter past four, went and took a leak, drank some cold water, but still I felt uncomfortable. I'm thinking maybe my pyjamas are too hot, I kick off all the blankets, maybe it's a full moon on this weird foggy morning that's making me mildly crazy, I wonder if I've got a very slight, imperceptible headache, all sorts of things, then finally it begins to dawn on me: I gotta take a dump.
Bit unexpected, since it was rather soon since my last one - I think it may have been the probiotic capsules that were foisted on me yesterday, after me not having taken any in ages (been trying to eat probiotic-rich foods instead). My dookie was pretty weird, too, but that's not the point so I won't go into details.
Soon enough, I'm back in bed and... well, after some stuffing around on the internet I finally manage to get back to sleep. Cue some very restless sleep, wracked with wacky dreams that I sadly do not remember now, as each dreaming sesh would be rudely interrupted by my alarms going off. Yes, alarms.
Somehow, I'm pretty sure I snoozed said alarms, then went right back to sleep - dreaming, even! - before being woken again when they finished snoozing. I don't know how that's even possible, pretty sure they snooze for like, five or ten minutes. Then, when I finally woke up once more, the alarm reads '10am' and the time in big letters on my other alarm-phone says 'something past 11'.
That makes sense, right, since alarms generally show the time they were originally set for, and I'm feeling like I slept in BIG TIME. But then, I look again, and the time on the first phone is actually saying ten. Wait, what? I get up and shuffle over to waken my laptop and check which of them is wrong, and amazingly enough it was in fact just shortly after ten.
I don't know how tf I managed to wrong-ify the time on one phone to the point that they're an hour apart. It is a pretty derpy friggin' phone, one of those cheap-but-overpriced ones the truly desperate might buy from the checkout at a supermarket. Quite possibly the worst cheap-ass phone I've ever had, with its gigantic icons and ridiculously sensitive buttons. That sensitivity could explain a lot of things, but accidentally changing the time? Whoa.
So, anyway, looks like the first alarm was actually waking me up an hour earlier than intended. Maybe I didn't actually hit the snooze button after all.
Though I still thought I woke up more than twice...