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[scriver]

Do not feed the tomtes!

[Iduno]

get stray cats.  just leave sone dry food outside every morning.  birds will take it if nothing else.  but at night you may want to take in any uneaten food

but at night you may want to take in any uneaten food

Otherwise your house will get invaded by mischievous raccoons.

Better solution: combine them. Feed the raccoons. They look awesome at night, with their reflective eyes.

[Naturegirl1999]

get stray cats.  just leave sone dry food outside every morning.  birds will take it if nothing else.  but at night you may want to take in any uneaten food

but at night you may want to take in any uneaten food

Otherwise your house will get invaded by mischievous raccoons.

Better solution: combine them. Feed the raccoons. They look awesome at night, with their reflective eyes.

agreed, why do people hate raccoons so much?

[bloop_bleep]

agreed, why do people hate raccoons so much?

Uh...

• Carry diseases. Even if they don't have them their coats are usually dirty from where they've been.
• Can be dangerous.
• Will destroy backpacks and bags to get at food.
• Leave messes of various kinds.
• Can cause infestation problems if allowed to reproduce uncontrollably. This is accelerated by feeding them.
• If fed by humans, can become accustomed to human food and learn that humans have food in their possession, and will start harassing other humans even in broad daylight to get food.

Iduno was probably kidding. Don't feed raccoons guys.

[scriver]

They carry syphilis

[ChairmanPoo]

They carry syphilis

...and how would you know that? 🤔

[Iduno]

• Carry diseases. Even if they don't have them their coats are usually dirty from where they've been.
• Can be dangerous.
• Will destroy backpacks and bags to get at food.
• Leave messes of various kinds.
• Can cause infestation problems if allowed to reproduce uncontrollably. This is accelerated by feeding them.
• If fed by humans, can become accustomed to human food and learn that humans have food in their possession, and will start harassing other humans even in broad daylight to get food.

Fair, but have you met humans?

[TamerVirus]

Raccoons broke through the skylight in the second floor interior bedroom’s bathroom. Twice.
Absolutely destroyed everything there.
Both times required police assistance in removing.

[bloop_bleep]

Raccoons broke through the skylight in the second floor interior bedroom’s bathroom. Twice.
Absolutely destroyed everything there.
Both times required police assistance in removing.

Fair, but have you met humans?

[scriver]

Raccoons broke through the skylight in the second floor interior bedroom’s bathroom. Twice.
Absolutely destroyed everything there.
Both times required police assistance in removing.

For the last time, I'm not a raccoon, and it's very rude of you to insist I am

[ChairmanPoo]

Raccoons broke through the skylight in the second floor interior bedroom’s bathroom. Twice.
Absolutely destroyed everything there.
Both times required police assistance in removing.

For the last time, I'm not a raccoon, and it's very rude of you to insist I am

That's exactly the kind of lie a syphilitic raccoon would say.

[Eschar]

NG's secretly a spider synth, scriver's secretly a raccoon, and we're all Pathos.

Except me. Obviously.

[Il Palazzo]

Why aren't you Pathos, Eschar? Why do you resist? Come, it's warm in here. It's good. You'll be safe from raccoons.

[hector13]

Why aren't you Pathos, Eschar? Why do you resist? Come, it's warm in here. It's good. You'll be safe from raccoons.

They have syphilis, you know.

[MrRoboto75]

I should start a Lets Play in "Play with your friends" for Stellaris.  We could play a hive mind called Pathos.