Just had a sudden and violent nosebleed for no apparent reason. Hadn't been picking it or been hit in the face or anything.
Pretty sure the last time I had such an unexplained nosebleed was when I joked about it here, when it happened immediately after I'd been chatting with a disgustingly attractive coworker despite not liking anime.
This time there was nothing especially sexy going on.
Just sittin' on the couch watching Netflix when blood started pouring down my face, necessitating a mad dash to the loo.
I guess the current episode does involve a wedding, as well as plenty of low-key flirting between the show's main will-they-won't-they pair, including them joking around with a mock proposal, but... weddings aren't especially sexy, are they?
Sure, there's the prescribed marital coitus to be considered, but really, on the whole such occasions are actually more of a funeral for sexytimes.
Suddenly, instead of drunken hookups and confusing rimjob orgies you find yourself faced with a staid lifetime of dutifully boning down whenever your significant other desires a dose of physical pleasure.
I'm not sure entirely what I'm on about. The above paragraph seemed like it would be really funny when I thought of it, but frankly I am possibly a little light-headed right now and after going to all the effort typing this out I am unsure whether it was worth it.
You be the judge. 🤷🏻