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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14963709 times)

Kagus

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #143025 on: February 21, 2019, 10:31:25 am »

Y'all think you know neckbeards?

My sideburns are about half an inch away from joining forces with the hair on the nape of my neck.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #143026 on: February 21, 2019, 10:32:22 am »

I use Firefox's inbuilt tools to disable Flash, HTML5, third-party cookies and a couple other things unless I specifically ask for them. This has the side effect of blocking most ads, and the ones it doesn't are unintrusive enough to be fine by me.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #143027 on: February 21, 2019, 10:51:51 am »

How do I?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #143028 on: February 21, 2019, 03:54:29 pm »

So there's a tanning studio nearby that I was walking past today, and I noticed that the little a-frame sign they had outside stated that they were "Open from 0-24!".

...which, y'know, would imply that they're running on some kind of crazy 25-hour day. Now we know where all those daylight savings go to; they're being used in tanning studios!

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #143029 on: February 21, 2019, 04:02:25 pm »

So there's a tanning studio nearby that I was walking past today, and I noticed that the little a-frame sign they had outside stated that they were "Open from 0-24!".

...which, y'know, would imply that they're running on some kind of crazy 25-hour day. Now we know where all those daylight savings go to; they're being used in tanning studios!
So that's how those machines work!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #143030 on: February 21, 2019, 04:30:09 pm »

So there's a tanning studio nearby that I was walking past today, and I noticed that the little a-frame sign they had outside stated that they were "Open from 0-24!".

...which, y'know, would imply that they're running on some kind of crazy 25-hour day. Now we know where all those daylight savings go to; they're being used in tanning studios!

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Bonus WTF:  Nike makes shoes that have computers in them.
Bonus Bonus WTF: PEOPLE BUY THOSE SHOES!
Super ultra bonus WTF: A firmware update made the shoes' computery bits no longer work!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #143031 on: February 21, 2019, 05:04:42 pm »

What are those shoes called?
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« Reply #143032 on: February 21, 2019, 05:17:00 pm »

Nike Air Macs.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #143033 on: February 21, 2019, 05:36:06 pm »

So... What happens when you need to reboot your shoe?

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #143034 on: February 21, 2019, 06:49:28 pm »

Just kick something really hard, should do the trick
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #143035 on: February 21, 2019, 07:03:15 pm »

For some reason I could swear I remember someone wearing CRTs as shoes at some point. Or at least something that looked like them.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #143036 on: February 21, 2019, 07:08:43 pm »

Do I sense a Post a picture of your beard coming?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #143037 on: February 21, 2019, 07:58:55 pm »

But drawn in mspaint
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #143038 on: February 21, 2019, 08:43:24 pm »

So... What happens when you need to reboot your shoe?

Take them off and put them back on again.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #143039 on: February 22, 2019, 02:46:40 am »

Best joke of century, +100
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