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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14959150 times)

Dunamisdeos

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #140880 on: December 08, 2018, 04:54:21 pm »

I have another WTF: people calling and saying that a 1-2 day parcel delay during the Christmas season is totally uncalled for and they are going to make complaints to the attorney general about it. Once I had someone sputter out that they were calling the surgeon general, and I'm proud to not have chortled outright.

Also my favorite WTF customer statement is that they are going to call the 6 o'clock news on us because their package got held up. I can see it now: Mr. Smith's package did not arrive on time, more at 11.

Also, insider info folks, order your Christmas stuff EARLY. A lot of the big, national shipping companies are having spectacular problems this year and it's either going to fix in a week or so, or get much worse by the 25th.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #140881 on: December 08, 2018, 04:54:43 pm »

The Toad! Praise be.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #140882 on: December 08, 2018, 05:03:30 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #140883 on: December 08, 2018, 05:13:18 pm »

In Italy, the bus tour guide pointed out little tunnels mined beneath roads, and low green nets arranged in funnel-like shapes.

Apparently the toads would hop onto the road and get killed, so the Italians built them their own roads under the ground so they could reach appropriate spawning grounds.

It is the only time I have found something which is Italian cute. (Except the women)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #140884 on: December 08, 2018, 05:19:35 pm »

The Toad! Praise be.
ALL HAIL.
Glory to grisha5, who is Toady One, who is Pathos!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #140885 on: December 08, 2018, 05:20:20 pm »

The Toad! Praise be.
ALL HAIL.

(I am resisting the urge to gloat)

Praise be to the Toady One!

But no srsly we don't worship you. Just a lot of respect.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #140886 on: December 08, 2018, 05:29:23 pm »

You say that, but then who is making all these little frog effigies all over the internet?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #140887 on: December 08, 2018, 05:30:23 pm »

Obviously moody dwarves

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #140888 on: December 08, 2018, 05:47:44 pm »

My WTF for today was checking the moderation log and realizing that I've been on Bay12 for all but the earliest six bans listed there. Presumably the oldest ones get rotated out or something, because I could have sworn there were earlier ones at some point. I'll have to check if Aerie's name is still there next time the log gets updated.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #140889 on: December 08, 2018, 05:50:43 pm »

My WTF for today was checking the moderation log and realizing that I've been on Bay12 for all but the earliest six bans listed there. Presumably the oldest ones get rotated out or something, because I could have sworn there were earlier ones at some point. I'll have to check if Aerie's name is still there next time the log gets updated.
I think Toady wiped the older bans at some point.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #140890 on: December 08, 2018, 06:14:31 pm »

*curses about panicky labtechs freaking out over bullshit*
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #140891 on: December 08, 2018, 06:17:28 pm »

Eh, so who is this DFNewb guy who got banned? The earlier Kerfuffle was deleted by the time I checked the forums.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #140892 on: December 08, 2018, 06:17:57 pm »

My WTF for today was checking the moderation log and realizing that I've been on Bay12 for all but the earliest six bans listed there. Presumably the oldest ones get rotated out or something, because I could have sworn there were earlier ones at some point. I'll have to check if Aerie's name is still there next time the log gets updated.
I think Toady wiped the older bans at some point.
He periodically wipes it so the mod log doesn't become a hall of infamy

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #140893 on: December 08, 2018, 06:18:45 pm »

My WTF for today was checking the moderation log and realizing that I've been on Bay12 for all but the earliest six bans listed there. Presumably the oldest ones get rotated out or something, because I could have sworn there were earlier ones at some point. I'll have to check if Aerie's name is still there next time the log gets updated.
I think Toady wiped the older bans at some point.
He periodically wipes it so the mod log doesn't become a hall of infamy

how do you even get to the mod log.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #140894 on: December 08, 2018, 06:19:54 pm »

My WTF for today was checking the moderation log and realizing that I've been on Bay12 for all but the earliest six bans listed there. Presumably the oldest ones get rotated out or something, because I could have sworn there were earlier ones at some point. I'll have to check if Aerie's name is still there next time the log gets updated.
I think Toady wiped the older bans at some point.
He periodically wipes it so the mod log doesn't become a hall of infamy
:(

I was hoping the names of the b& got immortalized for posterity. Like a digital tzompantli
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