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[SOLDIER First]

If nothing lives in the water because it's hot enough to deglove your hands when you try to drink some, don't worry! That just means the water's been pre-boiled for you. Still safe to drink. Totally. 100%.

[ChairmanPoo]

Also protip: try not to follow survivala advice obtained from gaming forums 

[wierd]

Sorry, but you wont catch me drinking natural hotsprings water.  That stuff is full of so many minerals (and often heavy metals) that it will taste horrible on a good day, and poison you on a bad one.

[Arcvasti]

Even the hottest water can still have all sorts of nasty critters in it. That's why you should stick to drinking mercury, which is completely free from anything living in it.

[Eric Blank]

That we know of, thus far...

[Egan_BW]

When you consume little buggers they join your microbiome and MAKE YOU STRONGER. It's like the fulton in MGSV. Just gotta hoover up as many bugs as possible to level up your body.

[JoshuaFH]

When you consume little buggers they join your microbiome and MAKE YOU STRONGER. It's like the fulton in MGSV. Just gotta hoover up as many bugs as possible to level up your body.

The human body is like a germaphilic katamari ball.

[Kagus]

Papa Nurgle is pleased by these observations.

[Dunamisdeos]

When you consume little buggers they join your microbiome and MAKE YOU STRONGER. It's like the fulton in MGSV. Just gotta hoover up as many bugs as possible to level up your body.

The human body is like a germaphilic katamari ball.

Under that logic my 2-year old is basically a voltron of unclean power.

[Doomblade187]

When you consume little buggers they join your microbiome and MAKE YOU STRONGER. It's like the fulton in MGSV. Just gotta hoover up as many bugs as possible to level up your body.

The human body is like a germaphilic katamari ball.

Under that logic my 2-year old is basically a voltron of unclean power.

I mean, exposing kids to dirt/germs is important for long term health. They are servants of Papa Nurgle.

[Dunamisdeos]

When you consume little buggers they join your microbiome and MAKE YOU STRONGER. It's like the fulton in MGSV. Just gotta hoover up as many bugs as possible to level up your body.

The human body is like a germaphilic katamari ball.

Under that logic my 2-year old is basically a voltron of unclean power.

I mean, exposing kids to dirt/germs is important for long term health. They are servants of Papa Nurgle.

I thought he was dancing with Pocoyo, but he's actually teaching his little multicolored squads of bacterial supersoldiers to pose in unison before battle.

[Frumple]

Did some cleaning with disinfectant wipes. Fingers now smell like stale cheese puffs.

I don't understand.

[Yoink]

Just spent what must have been a solid hour or two daydreaming. O.o   
If only there was material to write a novel from in there or something...   

[Sirus]

Did some cleaning with disinfectant wipes. Fingers now smell like stale cheese puffs.

I don't understand.

What, are your wipes not cheese puff-scented?

[Frumple]

They are, in fact, not cheese puff scented.