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[hector13]

Also noteworthy is that decent prose may not be a result of his own efforts, but rather the son's.

Do you want some type of aid with assaulting your deceased equine?

Wait, you know about that? Well, I doubt you live close enough to me to help...

Unless I posted some of it to you? Vaguely gross, but I'm willing if you are.

I mean sure, I'm willing to get you on some type of watchlist by accidentally sending you the address of a local official or something

[Yoink]

Cat peed all over my room, housemate has potentially contagious form of pox, nice (but probably asbestos-riddled)  abandoned house next door is getting brutally torn down by some kind of earthmoving machinery and there's a letter from the gub'mint demanding money with my name on it.

WELCOME HOME YOINK

[Dunamisdeos]

Wait what? What manner of pox.

[Yoink]

Shingles. That counts as pox, right?

[TamerVirus]

The greatest pox. The pox from chickens

[Dunamisdeos]

Is it essentially super-chicken-pox and is incredibly painful and horrible and you can still catch it if you had chickenpox so stay the fucking fuck away from everything he touches.

My wife has to wear what is essentially a paper hazmat suit when she deals with patients that have that.

Welcome home Yoink!

[Eric Blank]

Parents arent paying the bills on time regularly. im guessing theyre gonna lose the property soon. This would be like the 12th house theyve lost if they do. They tell me to shut up whenever i say something, and claim i dont pay the bills or do any of the work so its not my problem anyway. Which is frankly bullshit since i most certainly do help them pay bills and take care of the animals/house. But that doesnt matter, i just need to shut up and let mom waste $50 out of each paycheck at the casino and them both acquire too god damn many animals and forget to pay bills so on and so forth. They do all their damn budgeting in their heads, and its obvioisly not helping.

[JoshuaFH]

If there's any place a budget doesn't belong, it's in one's head.

[Yoink]

Welcome home Yoink!

Thanks! And thanks for the advice.
He's being pretty careful to avoid spreading it as far as I'm aware, but I think I might go stay with friends a couple of suburbs away for a while anyhow, haha.

[Dunamisdeos]

Welcome home Yoink!

Thanks! And thanks for the advice.
He's being pretty careful to avoid spreading it as far as I'm aware, but I think I might go stay with friends a couple of suburbs away for a while anyhow, haha.

Only other thing I can think of is laundry. There's apparently a special laundry process for my nurse-wife that involves not touching it.

But hey, less asbestos in your immediate vicinity, nice!

[Sirus]

THIS WAS A THING!

I READ SO MANY PLAYER'S GUIDES WAY BACK IN THE DAY
I WAS SUBSCRIBED TO NINTENDO-FREAKING-POWER
NO ONE EVER MENTIONED THIS

That was my caps-locky WTF of the day.

[Maximum Spin]

THIS WAS A THING!

I READ SO MANY PLAYER'S GUIDES WAY BACK IN THE DAY
I WAS SUBSCRIBED TO NINTENDO-FREAKING-POWER
NO ONE EVER MENTIONED THIS

That was my caps-locky WTF of the day.

Man, I used that all the time, I didn't need a guide or anything, it just seemed like the logical thing to try.

[smjjames]

Parents arent paying the bills on time regularly. im guessing theyre gonna lose the property soon. This would be like the 12th house theyve lost if they do. They tell me to shut up whenever i say something, and claim i dont pay the bills or do any of the work so its not my problem anyway. Which is frankly bullshit since i most certainly do help them pay bills and take care of the animals/house. But that doesnt matter, i just need to shut up and let mom waste $50 out of each paycheck at the casino and them both acquire too god damn many animals and forget to pay bills so on and so forth. They do all their damn budgeting in their heads, and its obvioisly not helping.

12th? lol...... If any landlord looks up their record (is that legal??? might not actually be), they're going to have a hard time finding a place to rent.

Cat peed all over my room, housemate has potentially contagious form of pox, nice (but probably asbestos-riddled)  abandoned house next door is getting brutally torn down by some kind of earthmoving machinery and there's a letter from the gub'mint demanding money with my name on it.

WELCOME HOME YOINK

I thought you had taken care of the cat pee problem, or at least were going to.

[Yoink]

I guess I didn't use enough rocks, or maybe the sack broke open in the current.

[wierd]

Sounds like the cat is a candidate for dunk tank experiments!

Perhaps you can replicate my findings?

I have found the following to be consistent:

If you hold the cat (claws away from you) outstretched at arms length, and spin around with the cat right-side up until the cat gets dizzy, then drop them into a tank of water, they will do barrel rolls on the top of the water.

However,

If you hold the cat the same as before, but upside down, when performing the process they will swim to the bottom, and swim in circles.

My initial testing had a limited number of study participants, so if you can replicate the work, that would be great.