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[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

Is this super common or what? I have never seen a plump helmet man monster slayer. He is literally made of food. The relative bravery, guile, and power of this crusader against evil must be staggering. I look forward to seeing what his deal is.

Spoiler: Zuglar Ishenvabok, Hero? (click to show/hide)

Behold the DF story generator! It did spawn the likes of that famous elf, forget the name (yes, call me a heretic, lol), treebeard or something.

Cacame?

[scriver]

Australia has the best criminals (after USA of course)
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/true-stories/perth-man-charged-over-alleged-45-minute-naked-solo-crime-spree/news-story/1f1b72877f0a98e536b9a10a22e2173a

A guy in Perth went on a naked home-invasion crime spree. I would have put this in the funny thread except the attacks including bricking a sleeping woman in the head, pitchfork attacks and trying to set people on fire with petrol.

Perth Man! Does whatever a Perth Man can!

[Eric Blank]

Ancient Aliens

Hey, its a great show, if you assume its a satirical parody of itself.

Anyway, tonight we had a couple ~18yo girls running around the store goofing around, making turkey noises and shit. Like actually jogging up and down the isles. And looking for the spicy soup section apparently.

I bet drugs were involved

[Khan Boyzitbig]

Ancient Aliens

Hey, its a great show, if you assume its a satirical parody of itself.

Anyway, tonight we had a couple ~18yo girls running around the store goofing around, making turkey noises and shit. Like actually jogging up and down the isles. And looking for the spicy soup section apparently.

I bet drugs were involved

I would agree to that guess, could be alcohol but probably much worse. Pity it wasn't actual turkeys, much easier to lure out of the store.

[Frumple]

Cooking breakfast. TV on in other room, on western channel of some sort (grit? Something like that. It also does chuck norris in the afternoon). Not sure if hearing right. Go check. Commercial. TV commercial. Commercial for "trumpy bear".

If you guess from the name that it's a cheap looking teddy bear with a tie and replica of trump's hair style (complete with being a different color from the bear's fur), you'd be correct and you win nothing.

And if that kind of thing being encountered off the internet wasn't wtf enough for eight in the morning, somehow they found someone able and willing to say "god bless trumpy bear" on record, record that would be broadcast on a fairly widely watched channel. Bloody hell. Koolaid is for drinking, not intravenous drip.

[scourge728]

Cooking breakfast. TV on in other room, on western channel of some sort (grit? Something like that. It also does chuck norris in the afternoon). Not sure if hearing right. Go check. Commercial. TV commercial. Commercial for "trumpy bear".

If you guess from the name that it's a cheap looking teddy bear with a tie and replica of trump's hair style (complete with being a different color from the bear's fur), you'd be correct and you win nothing.

And if that kind of thing being encountered off the internet wasn't wtf enough for eight in the morning, somehow they found someone able and willing to say "god bless trumpy bear" on record, record that would be broadcast on a fairly widely watched channel. Bloody hell. Koolaid is for drinking, not intravenous drip.

if anything is a satirical parody of itself, it's this

[Dunamisdeos]

Is this super common or what? I have never seen a plump helmet man monster slayer. He is literally made of food. The relative bravery, guile, and power of this crusader against evil must be staggering. I look forward to seeing what his deal is.

Spoiler: Zuglar Ishenvabok, Hero? (click to show/hide)

Can someone draw this? Pwetty pwease?

Turns out he's totally just starting out. No adventures in Legends Mode whatsoever. I suppose if anything amazing happens I'll update.

Spoiler: As per your request (click to show/hide)

UNLESS ITS JUST THAT NOONE HAS NOTICED THIS INCREDIBLE HERO.

[Frumple]

if anything is a satirical parody of itself, it's this

extra bonus points is the belated realization that they were trying to use patriotism to shill what was effectively a gyaru trump edition of a teddy bear

my morning did not need the intersection of the concepts of the potus and a stereotyped female delinquent mall crawling for boys

some things are never meant for a t-back

never

[ChairmanPoo]

my mourning did not need the intersection of the concepts of the potus and a stereotyped female delinquent mall crawling for boys

I'm sorry for your loss

[smjjames]

Is this super common or what? I have never seen a plump helmet man monster slayer. He is literally made of food. The relative bravery, guile, and power of this crusader against evil must be staggering. I look forward to seeing what his deal is.

Spoiler: Zuglar Ishenvabok, Hero? (click to show/hide)

Behold the DF story generator! It did spawn the likes of that famous elf, forget the name (yes, call me a heretic, lol), treebeard or something.

Cacame?

Yeah that’s the guy, can’t believe I forgot the name, lol.

[McTraveller]

This was actually a WTF yesterday, but I'm slow, so...

Thanksgiving, a holiday ostensibly for being thankful for the things we have.  Now celebrated in the US by the largest shopping days in the year, to get all those things we wish we really had.

[Yoink]

I almost bought a Trumpy Bear the first time they showed up in this thread.
Still want one, I just decided I couldn't justify such an unnecessary, frivolous purchase... yeah, that's rich coming from me.

[TD1]

Keep me tuned on the Plump Helmet Man Adventures. Sounds interesting.

Maybe you could use legends?

[deathpunch578]

Keep me tuned on the Plump Helmet Man Adventures. Sounds interesting.

Maybe you could use legends?

he could be like asax, or even the better asax

[ChairmanPoo]

Mannah mannah!