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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #114405 on: November 28, 2016, 07:48:34 am »

You live in a creepypasta.
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« Reply #114406 on: November 28, 2016, 08:00:43 am »

Purge it with fire. It's the only way.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #114407 on: November 28, 2016, 08:26:40 am »

Yeah, do your best to not be kill by demons
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #114408 on: November 28, 2016, 08:39:31 am »

I dont know about you guys, but if somebody just gave me free candy by mail and didnt want any back I would nom all of the om on it.


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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #114409 on: November 28, 2016, 09:43:16 am »

Oh, bloody hell, the buggering Christmas goat burned down again... It's not even December yet, for goodness' sake.

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Slap them in irons! One gantelope and five years penal labour, I say! That should teach them to play with fire. Indeed, that could be the new tradition, the Flogging of the Arsonist, if the goat is no longer available.
From what I heard, it didn't survive even 12 hours after its party. According to Wikipedia, the '99 goat was burned "within hours", so this might or might not be a new record. I'd suggest the vandals be punished by having to pay for the next year's goat. Saves a cool 100 000 kronor from public fund and hurts enough to discourage the 'tradition'.

Yes, but I believe that my more severe early goat burner flogging scheme would be far more fun, as well as a suitable blood price for the prematurely lost goat. It is the winter soltice, after all, one would not wish to offend it. And the gantelope could be a tradition in itself, getting people to join in and get together, all jolly and merry.

In fact, I am redrafting my scheme. The penal labour can be removed, and a fine imposed instead. However, the delinquent must take part in the Flogging, a gantelope down the main square, with townsfolk and guests lining up to beat them. Of course, the beating implements should be the soft or inflatable kind. It is more about shame than injury, after all, and this is a (relatively) more enlightened time.
Nearby stalls could sell warm drinks, souvenires, and people could opt to buy out their bats for a small fee, as a keepsake. I believe that it could be a frightfully cosy little event, all together.

Of course, small children or the elderly or other people who can't quite take part in the gantelope should get a chance, as well. The delinquent will be taken to the wreckage of the goat, where, for a small fee, people can stand and pelt them with (soft) vegetables.

If you imagine it was the Swedish Chef, it starts to make sense.

That man is either a fraud or has a rather severe case of palsy. Believe you me, it is equally incomprehensible in Swedish, that mumbling. Poor man. Although it was rather kind of him to send around home-made sweets in Finland for Christmas. I would also advice not to eat them, however. His cooking is more about... Enthusiasm, than skill.

Of course, it could be a child wanting to be nice and kind for Christmas, out in good time to improve their standing towards Santa Claus, perhaps. It is a rather cute gesture, if that is the case.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #114410 on: November 28, 2016, 12:32:20 pm »

My WTF for today:

I was minding my own business, playing some CK2 when suddenly..
Power went out. Everything around me was as dark as coal.
To to three minutes after, lights were on again.

And apparently, the lights still has not returned at my sister's place.
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« Reply #114411 on: November 28, 2016, 12:56:25 pm »

My mother expected me to walk to GameStop(which would triple my weekly shopping walk) to pick up "the Battlefield game for XBox360" for some kid whose name she picked off of one of those charity Christmas tree things. I didn't because fuck that, and looking up the prices on GameStop's website, there's several Battlefield games for XBox360, and I'd put actual money on her wanting me to get Battlefield One.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #114412 on: November 28, 2016, 12:59:04 pm »

My mother expected me to walk to GameStop(which would triple my weekly shopping walk) to pick up "the Battlefield game for XBox360" for some kid whose name she picked off of one of those charity Christmas tree things. I didn't because fuck that, and looking up the prices on GameStop's website, there's several Battlefield games for XBox360, and I'd put actual money on her wanting me to get Battlefield One.
Isn't Battlefield One for XBONE?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #114413 on: November 28, 2016, 01:06:26 pm »

And why is "getting a video game" on one of those charity trees anyway?
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« Reply #114414 on: November 28, 2016, 01:15:13 pm »

Rampant unnoticed anxiety and fatigue hit me today, so that was a wtf moment for me, but I took a walk so I feel better but I'm still going wtf at it slightly

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #114415 on: November 28, 2016, 01:17:39 pm »

A bird pooped on me today.

I thought that only happened in cartoons.
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« Reply #114416 on: November 28, 2016, 01:24:25 pm »

A bird pooped on me today.

I thought that only happened in cartoons.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #114417 on: November 28, 2016, 01:26:07 pm »

A bird pooped on me today.

I thought that only happened in cartoons.

It's one of those things that happens to you and then you forever can't stop wondering if that seagull that just flew overhead also happened to drop something on the way.
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« Reply #114418 on: November 28, 2016, 01:27:31 pm »

It never happened to me and I still wonder and kind of dodge birds incoming my way.
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« Reply #114419 on: November 28, 2016, 01:37:20 pm »

According to some, you might be in for some good luck soon.
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