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[Rolan7]

I hear it sings in the dreams of those willing to hear the words.

Who needs a book when you have the people?

[Kot]

KAK ZYWOJ JENO SUKA NIE ZYWOJ

[pisskop]

I dont speak that launguage, nor does google

something alive bitch?

Looks alive bitchin'?

[Kot]

IT'S LIKE ALIVE ONLY THE BITCH IS NOT.
I wrote it in some crazy phonetic Russian way. I guess it would be something akin to как живой, но сука не живой. I find it hilarious mostly due to the Russian amount of swear words. Literally 90% of things they say is a swear word.

[pisskop]

Ohs thats you!  o.o  Lookit you having a meat body.



Im going to learn another language well enough ti insert colloquial english into that other language.


I keep saying that but never get around to it.  I guess a lot of foreigner have that up on me....

[Kot]

Ohs thats you!  o.o  Lookit you having a meat body.

That's me?
Well, contrary to what one might think, I am in fact not a Russian gopnik.

[Dozebôm Lolumzalěs]

I ADDITIONALLY POSSESS A MEATBODY, FELLOW HUMANS

VIVA LA REVOLUCION DE LAS INTELIGENCIAS ARTIFICIALES

END_POST_SHIT

[Kot]

...what door?

[Dozebôm Lolumzalěs]

Reference unobtained, fellow human.

[Kot]

This doesn't look like anything to me.

[NJW2000]

Wtf? My PFM teacher is teaching us capitalist and economically-conservative propaganda. DOWN WITH THE BOURGEOISIE! VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

Spoiler: wtf? (click to show/hide)

Wtf? I can spell bourgeoisie? When did I learn that?

The propaganda consists of:

• Showing us videos from conservative news things about how awesome competition is, and why it is literally the best thing since sliced bread, and so free healthcare SIMPLY CANNOT WORK!
• Spreading misinformation about ObamaCare (namely, that since prices have gone up, IT COMPLETELY FAILED).
• Showing us weird Youtube videos made in some dude's basement. They have CAPITALS FOR EMPHASIS, big glowing red letters, and talk shows slowly devolving into conspiracy theories combined with clips from Obama's speeches together with an ANGRY commentary about his LIES.

What the hell, dude?

Aah, that moment on the cusp of adulthood when one realises that not only are teachers fallible but may also try to spread their weird jerkwad political beliefs in lessons.

My English teacher managed to get onto a discussion of warm glow altruism, and from there to why we shouldn't use expensive RAF helicopters to fly a nurse who contracted Ebola back to England. Tory git as well.

[Avis-Mergulus]

Ohs thats you!  o.o  Lookit you having a meat body.

That's me?
Well, contrary to what one might think, I am in fact not a Russian gopnik.

Judging by the accent (the rather characteristic sho, among other things), they might be Ukrainian gopniks. Then again, might be Southern Russian too, it's hard to tell.

[Akura]

Forcing myself to eat the green planty stuff that I'd normally remove from the sandwich I bought. What's it called... vegetable matter? Right. Eating that.

...It isn't too bad. I might graduate to eating to a proper salad at some point. Baby steps, Akura, baby steps.

[Frumple]

Godspeed, ak. Hopefully not in your salad.

[Shadowlord]

Shine on you crazy diamond 

I mean, good for you!