The second-youngest kid woke me up this morning saying "The wall was covered in blood near [Toddler]. But I cleaned most of it up!"
wuh
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This is probably just another stupid "Prank" (IE, the wall is actually fine and he "got me") but obviously I check
Turns out toddler had a nosebleed and rubbed it all over an impressively large area of the wall, including large bits of bloody booger which have gotten stuck.
Toddler himself is annoyed that we're waking him up for no raison. Smiles, face covered in crusty blood.
I don't have any special problem with blood but I did feel a little sick while cleaning it up. Especially the boogers. Second-youngest keeps bragging about how he already cleaned it up, toddler keeps telling us his dream about a frog (there was a frog).
WTF: Urge to start a family: Increasing??? (but 1-2 kids, not 4, why 4)
Heh, in-ur-end-o
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Do not pass go. Sign your name on the dotted meme.
http://hellboundarchive.thecomicseries.com/comics/65/In all seriousness, it's a joke. You have a somewhat mechanical way of phrasing your posts (not necessarily bad, mind) and haven't had an avatar most of the time you've been here, both of which are behaviors associated with spambots.
Of course, you lack the primary telltale characteristics of a spambot (shilling shoes/kitchens/viruses/porn, making a ton of threads to shill with, making bizarre non-sequiter posts in random threads, etc.)
This. Your posts are very concise, which is actually nice. It just looked a little like a "fake" account, at first.