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[Neonivek]

Damn near passed out at work. The first thing my mother said when she picked me up was "You look like shit". I didn't even have to look in the mirror, I agreed with her. Might have to take a sickday tomorrow, despite the... coercion from the management that being deathly ill is no excuse not to come into work.

Ill or overworked?

[Akura]

Damn near passed out at work. The first thing my mother said when she picked me up was "You look like shit". I didn't even have to look in the mirror, I agreed with her. Might have to take a sickday tomorrow, despite the... coercion from the management that being deathly ill is no excuse not to come into work.

Ill or overworked?

Yes.

[BlackHeartKabal]

Damn near passed out at work. The first thing my mother said when she picked me up was "You look like shit". I didn't even have to look in the mirror, I agreed with her. Might have to take a sickday tomorrow, despite the... coercion from the management that being deathly ill is no excuse not to come into work.

Ill or overworked?

Yes.

clearly

[Max™]

Something that made me go WTF today?

Why in the fuck is that goddamn DEEDLE-DEE-DEEDLE-DEE-DEEDLE-DEE kellog's krave commercial BEING SPAMMED EVERY FIVE FUCKING MINUTES AGAIN?

It finally went away, I thought maybe they figured out that everyone hates them now, but nope, apparently not.

I want to find the person who made it and beat them to death with Derek Beckles.

[Loud Whispers]

Oioi give yourself adblock

[Max™]

The missus doesn't like having no background noise, so we turn to Futurama, which is at one volume level, and then the commercials are at another, and that goddamn krave shit is EVEN LOUDER.

I will never buy another kellog's product in my life, fuck that entire goddamn company, and their creepy fucking founder.

It wouldn't piss me off so bad, except it's like every other commercial break it comes on. We need to get a dvr up here I guess.

[Loud Whispers]

Remember, Corn Flakes is sawdust

[MetalSlimeHunt]

The missus doesn't like having no background noise, so we turn to Futurama, which is at one volume level, and then the commercials are at another, and that goddamn krave shit is EVEN LOUDER.

I will never buy another kellog's product in my life, fuck that entire goddamn company, and their creepy fucking founder.

It wouldn't piss me off so bad, except it's like every other commercial break it comes on. We need to get a dvr up here I guess.

I'm not sure where you're located, but if you're in the US that's actually illegal and the FCC might actually care if you report it.

[Flying Dice]

I don't even know what's real any more.

[TheBiggerFish]

I walked out of a restaurant and my glasses fogged up.  Weather is weird.

[Amperzand]

I've had that happen. If it's really humid, and the place you're leaving is considerably cooler than the place you enter, so leaving an air conditioned restaurant for a normal sidewalk, then the material of your glasses will be chilled and collect condensation.

[TheBiggerFish]

Yeah, that was what did it, but why is it so hot out?

[Teneb]

Yeah, that was what did it, but why is it so hot out?

I believe you people on the other half of the planet are experiencing a phenomena called "summer". It is a break in the dreary cold and ice that configures most of your regular existence in which those with lower heat tolerance suffer heatstrokes and those with higher such tolerance get artificial tans because puritan traditions entrenched since Martin Luther's bout of creative writing forbid the heathen and most blasphemous practice of sunbathing.

[Orange Wizard]

nah m8 it's global warming

bloody china and their coal

[TheBiggerFish]

Summer sucks.  :v