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TheBiggerFish

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #103050 on: May 27, 2016, 11:59:07 am »

Eat more things, then.  That just doesn't look right.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #103051 on: May 27, 2016, 12:08:12 pm »

Eat more things, then.  That just doesn't look right.

Are you a medical professional?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #103052 on: May 27, 2016, 12:11:22 pm »

Eat more things, then.  That just doesn't look right.
Are you a medical professional?
No.

But still.  Even casual Googling says that there's something wrong with that...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #103053 on: May 27, 2016, 12:15:50 pm »

Eat more things, then.  That just doesn't look right.
Are you a medical professional?
No.

But still.  Even casual Googling says that there's something wrong with that...

Aye. Dr. Google says he has cancer.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #103054 on: May 27, 2016, 12:22:53 pm »

Isn't the correct question "Do you even lift?"
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #103055 on: May 27, 2016, 12:23:55 pm »

... anyone know what happens when you ask Siri that?
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« Reply #103056 on: May 27, 2016, 12:43:43 pm »

Eat more things, then.  That just doesn't look right.
Are you a medical professional?
No.

But still.  Even casual Googling says that there's something wrong with that...

Aye. Dr. Google says he has cancer.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #103057 on: May 27, 2016, 03:13:08 pm »

Eat more things, then.  That just doesn't look right.
Are you a medical professional?
No.

But still.  Even casual Googling says that there's something wrong with that...

Casual googling means nothing. I'm 6'1", 115lbs, and I couldn't gain weight if my life depended on it. I was ~90lbs when I was eighteen and only an inch or two shorter.

Some people have slender builds. Some people have a really high metabolism. Some of us have both. 
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #103058 on: May 27, 2016, 03:30:49 pm »

Im 5'10"and 1/2 and I weigh 185 ... on a good day.  Today I way 225, though.  Just for today.


I have the distinct advantage of being a very, very well built person.  At 165 I looked like a Calvin Klein model.  At 185 I was incredibly fit.  At 225 theres some muffin in the morning, but I certainly don't look fat.  Just beefy.


Its the kind of beefy that you see on some construction workers or something, where you don't kow if it is real meat or if it will transform into the hulk if you upset them.
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« Reply #103059 on: May 27, 2016, 04:04:04 pm »

5' 9" and kicking ~215. Not quite at the 100kg mark, but I'll get there.
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« Reply #103060 on: May 27, 2016, 04:38:42 pm »

This morning, my mother forced me to yank the power cord from my router, claiming the thing was a fire hazard. My stepdad broke into my room yet again, only it seems all he did was spray Lysol. Thought for a second that he also removed the physical internet line because I was getting errors that the coaxial line(which goes into a wall somewhere) was not connected - he didn't(else I'd not be able to post this from here), but I wouldn't put it past him.


I've been taking daily photographs of my room, one right before I leave for work and one right as I get home, as well as placing objects in such a way to tell if he's been in here. Today, he didn't mess with anything, so I don't have any evidence for today.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #103061 on: May 27, 2016, 04:45:38 pm »

Amazon doesn't use Paypal?!?!

Which one?

That's because Paypal is now owned by eBay, and since Amazon and eBay are competitors, Amazon (at least in the US) doesn't allow use of PayPal. They have their own Amazon card service, though.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #103062 on: May 27, 2016, 04:47:06 pm »

This morning, my mother forced me to yank the power cord from my router, claiming the thing was a fire hazard. My stepdad broke into my room yet again, only it seems all he did was spray Lysol. Thought for a second that he also removed the physical internet line because I was getting errors that the coaxial line(which goes into a wall somewhere) was not connected - he didn't(else I'd not be able to post this from here), but I wouldn't put it past him.


I've been taking daily photographs of my room, one right before I leave for work and one right as I get home, as well as placing objects in such a way to tell if he's been in here. Today, he didn't mess with anything, so I don't have any evidence for today.

I feel like you need to do something about this jackass.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #103063 on: May 27, 2016, 05:17:33 pm »

This morning, my mother forced me to yank the power cord from my router, claiming the thing was a fire hazard. My stepdad broke into my room yet again, only it seems all he did was spray Lysol. Thought for a second that he also removed the physical internet line because I was getting errors that the coaxial line(which goes into a wall somewhere) was not connected - he didn't(else I'd not be able to post this from here), but I wouldn't put it past him.


I've been taking daily photographs of my room, one right before I leave for work and one right as I get home, as well as placing objects in such a way to tell if he's been in here. Today, he didn't mess with anything, so I don't have any evidence for today.
I feel like you need to do something about this jackass.
With a few more of those photos, you could probably get the police, or at least a lawyer, after him.

You very likely already heard this before, but let me reinforce it: the very best thing you could do is move out and cut contact. Just because they are your family, it doesn't mean you have to put up with their bullshit.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #103064 on: May 27, 2016, 05:27:53 pm »

Isn't the correct question "Do you even lift?"

No, it's "Dost thou e'en raise?" (girl genius ftw)
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