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[pisskop]

A moment of silence for yoink

[Kot]

There are only a few occasions where it is acceptable to cut off your own dick and toss it into fire, and this sounds like one of them.

[pisskop]

Guys its a tick.

Urine is disinfectant.

[cochramd]

Hey, at least it wasn't a fish swimming up his piss stream....

[Rolan7]

Yoink's a guy??

(Just kidding.  Also jegus fuck)
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My dad once told me a story.  I don't know if it's true.  But he said he visited my great grandmother once, and she had sizeable mole on her arm.  Except it was a tick.  Which is what he said.  And everything told him to be quiet, because he wasn't a teenager yet and was being very rude about his grandmother's mole.

[Kot]

Guys its a tick.

Urine is disinfectant.

Unless Yoink urine is highly corrosive flammable acid (which, all things considered, might be a thing in this case) I belive the mentioned course of action is the only reasonable way out.

[Spehss _]

Once when I was a kid, living in a somewhat rainforest-y area, a tick crawled into my weiner as I slept and then latched on.

Bloody hell.

[cochramd]

If a tick bites you on the dick, there's no point in cutting it off. It's already transferred any diseases it has to you, they only appropriate course of action is to avoid getting a boner and hope that the thing starves to death.

[Loud Whispers]

Once when I was a kid, living in a somewhat rainforest-y area, a tick crawled into my weiner as I slept and then latched on.

Did you resolve this situation without setting your crotch on fire with gasoline

[Lord Shonus]

Just put a bit of nail polish on it and it will come right off. Potentially painful, but not that difficult. You could also use fire (applying a lit cigarette will make a tick pull out and run), but that's a bit sensistive an area. The diseases ticks carry are dangerous, but physically they're no big deal.

[Orange Wizard]

I'm not sure how well I'd handle nail polish in my urethra

[hector13]

So I leave for an hour and we go from time puns to tick dick.

wat

[pisskop]

Hey now, just a reminder of how instantly your life could change

[cochramd]

So I leave for an hour and we go from time puns to tick dick.

wat

As I said before: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

Just put a bit of nail polish on it and it will come right off. Potentially painful, but not that difficult. You could also use fire (applying a lit cigarette will make a tick pull out and run), but that's a bit sensistive an area. The diseases ticks carry are dangerous, but physically they're no big deal.

Nope. Do not do this ever. They will vomit up half digested blood. In addition to that, bacteria, viruses and parasites inside their gut. Grab them by their head and pull them off (make sure you grabbed their head, otherwise their head will detach and leave an open route to infection)

No, you don't want to do that either, because that leaves their feeding bit in you. You have to twist them out.

[Loud Whispers]

Use convex tweezers above their mouths you nums, as you would a splinter