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[Graknorke]

Wow, don't people know that breasts don't exist?

I mean, there are some nerds out there who will likely never see them in person.

Step 1: Remove clothes
Step 2: Look down
Step 3:
Step 3.1: Eat all the pies
step 4: Profit

[Yoink]

I thought "eat all the pies" would be step one, to embiggen the breasts in question and thus increase the eventual payoff?

[scriver]

The Star Trek wiki has one too.

Ah, yes, I understand what game you mean, because like everyone else I possess telepathy.

You don't need telepathy to understand that he meant the game people was talking about just three posts above.

[Graknorke]

I thought "eat all the pies" would be step one, to embiggen the breasts in question and thus increase the eventual payoff?

I was putting "eat all the pies" as a substep of 3 so that it could be done after evaluating whether or not it was necessary to eat all the pies. Nerds being what they are. I heard there are even some people who have breasts without having to eat excess of anything. So I reckon it'd be better to save the effort.

[Rolan7]

I find that this is a good guideline on what is considered a worthwhile post.

That's not a guideline silly it's just the best song ever.  Ends a little fast though
I think this is the best guideline https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Src0l4a51sk
I don't follow best practices though, rather the opposite.

Psychological horror was a user-defined tag.

I mean, seriously. Regardless of the reviews it has, regardless of anything else, psychological horror on a comedy game. That tells you something about the quality of things.

People have been assigning clever/not-so-clever tags on things since the tag system was introduced
A lot of people have low opinion of PewDiePie and I understand why.  Most of his stuff is very juvenile and repetitive, and he focuses on quantity over quality.

For what it's worth, my sister bought that game on her phone, not because she cares about the title personality, but solely because she's obsessed with several other play-videogames-on-youtube people who are all apparently playable characters. She seemed to enjoy it, for what it's worth.

I rarely venture onto the 'tubes so I can't pretend to know much about it, beyond what she's told me.

I...  Was briefly almost interested because I assume it has Cryaotic on it.  A cool guy who's basically the opposite of Pewdiepie but they're good friends.

He reads short stories and has a low soft voice and a great laugh, he's great
He also gets scared at horror games (which makes me feel better because so do I).
So basically he's the TS Eliot of Pewdiepie, wow what am I even saying.

Edit:  That T.S. Eliot video was relaxing but I couldn't hear the words well over the skyrim music
I didn't even know he was around for JoJo's bizarre adventure, the more you know!

[Teneb]

An actual swarm of the flying version of these things is literally flying against the glass here. Quite a few ended up getting in before we figured out what was going on, but they're all dead now. Still, wtf.

[Arx]

Man, my family used to be plagued by those things when we lived in Johannesburg. Several times a year, the house would be engulfed in a ridiculous number of bugs and the lawn would go silvery from all the lost wings. And we'd be finding wingless drones crawling around the house for days afterwards.

[TD1]

An actual swarm of the flying version of these things is literally flying against the glass here. Quite a few ended up getting in before we figured out what was going on, but they're all dead now. Still, wtf.

[Amperzand]

An actual swarm of the flying version of [url\https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atta_%28genus%29]these things[/url] is literally flying against the glass here. Quite a few ended up getting in before we figured out what was going on, but they're all dead now. Still, wtf.

Replace that first slash with an {=} sign.

[NJW2000]

Is it breeding day for ants or something?

I did a biology project once on how ants reproduce. Horrifying shit.

[Eric Blank]

Yes. It is breeding day. They're all flying in circles because they want to get laid. It doesn't work so well when humans murder you. Thanks, jerks. Just wanted to lose their virginity and quit being the biggest losers in the hive.

And make many thousands of babies, but hey.

[NJW2000]

Are you talking about them male ants at all?

I mean, yeah, it's a good day for he queen ant, she's embarked, and will soon dig out a few rooms below ground and start giving birth to her army of ultra-loyal soldiers and workers.

But for the guys? They're basically sex missiles bred to do nothing but chase the girls through the air, most dying pitifuly without losing their virginity or fufilling their only function in life. And the "lucky" ones that do manage to have sex (with their only sister) have their dick, which is pretty much one of their most major vital organs as its the only thing they really need apart from wings, explode partway through, condemning them to an agonising and humiliating death as they fall to the ground.

Our sexual reproduction system is really user-oriented compared to many.

Sorry about the ant-sex details. Catharsis, all that.

[TD1]

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How is that catharsis? 0_o

[TheBiggerFish]

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How is that catharsis? 0_o

[NJW2000]

Telling you guys that every so often helps me work it out my system.