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[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Oh god, I've found the Iamverysmart reddit thread.
It's... Hypnotic.

[Orange Wizard]

Oh god, I've found the Iamverysmart reddit thread.
It's... Hypnotic.

Oh, that one's beautiful. Reminds me of me when I was young(er) and obnoxious(er).

[Neonivek]

So uhhh... I was playing Super Mario today and something was weird.

The life marker was 666 and the sky looked like ultra-realistic blood. Mario had blood red eyes and his clothes pitched black, and instead of enemies where were all drybones versions of themselves dripping with ultra-realistic blood.

I immediately turned the game off and threw the game away.

[KingofstarrySkies]

uh-huh

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Don't worry, as long as it was only ultra-realistic blood and not hyper-realistic blood it's just some shitty ROM hack made by hipster mystics and not an actual spoopy ghost.

[Orange Wizard]

You fail to realise that there is nothing scarier than hypster mistics.

[Neonivek]

Well I got the game from a yard sale run by voodoo gypsies situated over an Indian burial ground.

Ohh and across the street was EA

[Akura]

Now I feel the need to understand our pumps and skimming methods/devices better, though. :/

My preference would be to either pay inside or pay the pump attendant(we have those).

I remember seeing an informercial for a "special" type of wallet for your credit card designed to protect you from a device that EVERY SINGLE credit card thief has to scan your credit card by walking past you in an obviously menacing manner, and then take the scanner back to the white windowless van around the corner(where, presumably, they also lure children into) and use the scan of your credit card to instantly steal ALL your identity, and you MUST buy this thing to protect you from EVIL of identity theft.

So uhhh... I was playing Super Mario today and something was weird.

Which Super Mario Bros.? And how did you get 666 lives?

[KingofstarrySkies]

Was gonna say, I don't think it's physically possible for the life counter to enter triple digits.

[Akura]

On the SNES SMB, yes. There's one level in particular where you can get dozens of extra lives if you know what you're doing. It's the first or second level outside the alternate path from Vanilla Dome.

On the original NES SMB, no. Technically, you're not even meant to have 10 lives even.

[scrdest]

You fail to realise that there is nothing scarier than hypster mistics.

Hipster Mystics is my Piknik cover band.
^{_{(our Russian forumites will get the joke. Maybe.)}}

[Graknorke]

Leicester gave me an unconditional offer. What.
I thought that was a thing that didn't really happen ever.

[H4zardZ1]

Don't worry, as long as it was only ultra-realistic blood and not hyper-realistic blood it's just some shitty ROM hack made by some hallowen lover hipster geek and not an actual spooky ghost.

FTFY

[Sergarr]

Leicester gave me an unconditional offer. What.
I thought that was a thing that didn't really happen ever.

What's "an unconditional offer"?

[Graknorke]

Means I can go regardless of what my A-levels end up being. It's pretty much just a vote of confidence from them because they expect me to do well enough to meet the entry requirements without needing to hold me to them.
I just thought that it didn't really happen much.

EDIT: I should clarify for people who aren't in the UK; I meant Leicester University.