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[Teneb]

You know cracked is a humor site, right?

[Robot Parade Leader]

An eerily accurate one.

[Aklyon]

But still a humor site until people go crazy.

[TempAcc]

Well, that's how kuru happens so yes.  There are real-world ritualistic cannibals like that.

Isn't kuru specific to brain eating?

Yea, Kuru only happens due to brain eating. Lean human meat is mostly ok as long as you cook it properly to destroy parasites and whatnot. Human meat is kinda shitty though.

[NJW2000]

Mostly humour.

[Robot Parade Leader]

Dude. I know. That said, you know what happens next right? It's a slow cook with nobody believing it until it's too late. Next thing you know, your health insurance premiums go sky high if you don't. Read the rest of it. There are already employers penalizing employees for being out of shape. You know what, just think I'm wearing a tin foil hat and I'll keep not caring that you think that.

Do I realize it's a humor site?

Do you realize they're citing real sources?

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/us-money-blog/2015/may/01/employers-tracking-health-fitbit-apple-watch-big-brother

The guardian newspaper is real man. Go ahead, laugh it off. Enjoy your work mandated step counter or higher health care premiums.

Go on, go ahead, keep that denial and disbelief stuff going. It's all good. I don't care. Everything is fine, nothing is wrong, go back to sleep.

[Graknorke]

Maybe if you had socialised health care this wouldn't be a problem. America is already the world's 3rd leading capitalist dystopia, I don't see why it getting worse would be a surprise.

[Calidovi]

Maybe if you had socialised health care this wouldn't be a problem.

There's no point in arguing that, there's enough delusion in capitalist America that this will never happen. ObamaCare is as close as we can get, and even then it's an outrage.

America is already the world's 3rd leading capitalist dystopia

Who are the first two, then?

[penguinofhonor]

you don't have to worry about this implant because it is obviously the mark of the beast and by rejecting it you will prove yourself in the eyes of the LORD

this corporo-government fascist scheming is just a worldly distraction so you don't look past them and see lucifer's greater plans

wake up sheeple

[Graknorke]

Who are the first two, then?

China and Japan? Though Japan's is more dystopic because of a national overworking fetish rather than because of systemic things. Maybe the system is pretty fucked too IDK.

[Teneb]

Maybe if you had socialised health care this wouldn't be a problem.

There's no point in arguing that, there's enough delusion in capitalist America that this will never happen. ObamaCare is as close as we can get, and even then it's an outrage.

There's a pretty simple solution to this: don't live in 'murrica. The Beast can't touch you then.

you don't have to worry about this implant because it is obviously the mark of the beast and by rejecting it you will prove yourself in the eyes of the LORD

this corporo-government fascist scheming is just a worldly distraction so you don't look past them and see lucifer's greater plans

wake up sheeple

Capitalists are often called pigs. Abrahamic religious texts forbid the consuming of pigs. Illuminati Satan confirmed.

[Sinistar]

Found this neat Chinese song+video.

am going to sleep now kay

[Rubidium]

MY INBOX HAS 8008 MESSAGES

[Descan]

hehehehe

boob

[Rubidium]

nevermind.
my inbox doesn't have sexy ladies with 8008s anymore.