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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #73260 on: April 01, 2015, 10:15:09 pm »
...I don't get it? You can use wholemeal bread, too.
In fact, I used multigrain for mine.
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« Reply #73261 on: April 01, 2015, 10:16:31 pm »
My calculus midterm is on a Saturday.
Why would it be on a Saturday?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #73262 on: April 01, 2015, 10:17:29 pm »
Quote from: My Name is Immaterial on April 01, 2015, 10:16:31 pm
My calculus midterm is on a Saturday.
Why would it be on a Saturday?
Because they must attain maximum efficiency when harvesting misery from students.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #73263 on: April 01, 2015, 10:17:41 pm »
Quote from: Rolan7 on April 01, 2015, 07:42:25 pm
Surprisingly not.  It's more like "Evolution is a tree, and genetic traits are like... branches, somehow.  50 Cent got traits from the gorilla branch.  Bush got traits from the chimpanzee branch.  Also, I can't even spell my own made up words consistently, much less real ones."

"Also humanity is great because we carry traits from proto-life, or proto-mammals maybe, I'm so high right now"
Wait no more like "Humanity is great because we have a high potential to form new genetic traits."  Which...  maybe the author's a transhumanist?

Or they live in Chernobyl
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #73264 on: April 01, 2015, 10:29:40 pm »
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The Royal Society of Chemistry is offering £200 to whosoever can create a cheaper alternative.

Shit, I used to do that with one piece of bread folded in half. Where's mah moneh, "Royal" "Society"?
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« Reply #73265 on: April 01, 2015, 10:33:09 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on April 01, 2015, 10:29:40 pm
Quote from: Wikipedia
The Royal Society of Chemistry is offering £200 to whosoever can create a cheaper alternative.

Shit, I used to do that with one piece of bread folded in half. Where's mah moneh, "Royal" "Society"?
But the shipping from the US to the UK would bump up the price quite a bit.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #73266 on: April 01, 2015, 10:35:52 pm »
Curse you, shipping and handling feeeeeeees!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #73267 on: April 01, 2015, 10:48:02 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on April 01, 2015, 10:35:52 pm
Curse you, shipping and handling feeeeeeees!
My first thought about reading that sentence was "Shipping and handling?  I'd ship that".  I need to stop reading fanfiction.  I don't even like shipping and I'm shipping. 
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« Reply #73268 on: April 01, 2015, 11:00:01 pm »
Quote from: Lightningfalcon on April 01, 2015, 10:48:02 pm
Quote from: MaximumZero on April 01, 2015, 10:35:52 pm
Curse you, shipping and handling feeeeeeees!
My first thought about reading that sentence was "Shipping and handling?  I'd ship that".  I need to stop reading fanfiction.  I don't even like shipping and I'm shipping. 
The only cure to shipping fanfiction is bad shipping fanfiction.

Read Legolas by Laura, My Immortal, and My Inner Life, in that order. If that doesn't work, try them again as drinking games. If that doesn't work, try the mental institution.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #73269 on: April 01, 2015, 11:01:05 pm »
Quote from: Lightningfalcon on April 01, 2015, 10:48:02 pm
Quote from: MaximumZero on April 01, 2015, 10:35:52 pm
Curse you, shipping and handling feeeeeeees!
My first thought about reading that sentence was "Shipping and handling?  I'd ship that".  I need to stop reading fanfiction.  I don't even like shipping and I'm shipping. 
Oh, don't be so tsundere.  Unless you're in a blackrom with shipping?  Hold on, my shipping chart marker is getting worn out...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #73270 on: April 01, 2015, 11:02:14 pm »
Why fold it half, though, MZ? If you cut it into thirds, you can toast one of the pieces and have miniature toast sammiches made out of one piece of bread.

... though yeah, folded bread is really good for a lot of things. Cheese, meat, whatever isn't really big enough for two pieces of bread. Wrap it around an apple slice and add some syrup or honey or somethin'. All sorts of stuff. Bread is bread, but sometimes the logistics of the situation doesn't really favor a two-piece sandwich.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #73271 on: April 01, 2015, 11:05:19 pm »
Has my avatar always looked like this? The proportions seem of, but it's the same image as always. Mysterious...
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« Reply #73272 on: April 01, 2015, 11:08:31 pm »
Yeah, that's odd. You could say it's...

...Baffling.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #73273 on: April 01, 2015, 11:08:44 pm »
Quote from: Rolan7 on April 01, 2015, 11:01:05 pm
Quote from: Lightningfalcon on April 01, 2015, 10:48:02 pm
Quote from: MaximumZero on April 01, 2015, 10:35:52 pm
Curse you, shipping and handling feeeeeeees!
My first thought about reading that sentence was "Shipping and handling?  I'd ship that".  I need to stop reading fanfiction.  I don't even like shipping and I'm shipping. 
Oh, don't be so tsundere.  Unless you're in a blackrom with shipping?  Hold on, my shipping chart marker is getting worn out...
Not the shipping chart! Anything but the shipping chart!
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Quote from: IronyOwl on January 03, 2014, 08:22:41 pm
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #73274 on: April 01, 2015, 11:09:22 pm »
Quote from: Baffler on April 01, 2015, 11:05:19 pm
Has my avatar always looked like this? The proportions seem of, but it's the same image as always. Mysterious...
As a result of this post, I read your signature and immediately misread "Baffler likes brass" as "Baffler likes bras".

Welp. That's enough internet for today.
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