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[scrdest]

...Dalia Daudelin, author of Sex with the Beast, Booty Call Of Cthulhu, The Demon's Slave, and many other titles...

Booty Call of Cthulhu

CTHULHU

BOOTY CALL

u fkn WOT m8.

Booty Call of Cthulu is a great pune or play on words, though.

Dammit, too soon for that context.

[Frumple]

... though, yoink. Is... that a cell phone?

[Flying Dice]

http://imgur.com/t/greentext/VRgWpmO

Once again, 4chan so mild racism and such.

But the spaghetti. There's enough spaghetti to cure world hunger.

I will never again feel sorry for myself regarding social missteps. Wow. Just wow. that is all goodnight

[Redzephyr01]

>Implying that greentext stories are true
u wot m8

[Yoink]

http://imgur.com/t/greentext/VRgWpmO

Once again, 4chan so mild racism and such.

But the spaghetti. There's enough spaghetti to cure world hunger.

I will never again feel sorry for myself regarding social missteps. Wow. Just wow. that is all goodnight

My god that was painful to read.
I did it, though. Took me a couple of tries, but I did it.

[Flying Dice]

Wasn't greentext, it was text records. And even if it was faked, it's still a monumental accomplishment in the art of social incompetence.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Spoiler: These are also genuine novels. (click to show/hide)

Relevant.

[the1337doofus]

http://imgur.com/t/greentext/VRgWpmO

Once again, 4chan so mild racism and such.

But the spaghetti. There's enough spaghetti to cure world hunger.

I feel pity for this man, but at the same time, I can't help but wonder how someone could screw up that badly. That's a big pot of spaghetti right there.

[BlackFlyme]

DM continues to underestimate us. And forgets to throttle his own character. He killed the two most threatening enemies in an encounter that was meant to be extremely difficult in the first round.

When it's not his DMPC being an overpowered wizard, it's mostly the fighter having an immense amount of damage output. Managed to almost end the big fight in the session by bringing an antipaladin and its two clerics to their knees before anyone else got to even move.

Still, we walked away with a ton of loot, and just about everyone got something out of it. DM tried to play a joke on me by telling me that the new armour I got turns me into a girl when worn. Joke's on him; I never roleplay in the first place, and magical junk-changing pants isn't going to make me start.

[Spehss _]

http://imgur.com/t/greentext/VRgWpmO

Once again, 4chan so mild racism and such.

But the spaghetti. There's enough spaghetti to cure world hunger.

oh lawd the cringe is too much for me to handle

[Tack]

Booty Call of Cthulu is a great pune or play on words, though.

T_T

Spoiler: These are also genuine novels. (click to show/hide)

Relevant.

The next page easily triples the relevance.

[Frumple]

*staggers about painfully* Guh. Go away tornado duck. Stop trying to grind my snes into dust with your tornado. You're an asshole, tornado duck. Why the hell can tornado forming ducks in the sky even talk. *headaches*

Freaking meteorological avian and it's faux-yandere fixation on my gaming console. That's not even innuendo. Sky duck doesn't want my D. It wants my SNES. No gamo. Ow.

[Comrade P.]

http://imgur.com/t/greentext/VRgWpmO
Once again, 4chan so mild racism and such.
But the spaghetti. There's enough spaghetti to cure world hunger.

oh lawd the cringe is too much for me to handle

Come on, how ignorant people can be to starting first word in a sentence with a capital letter? It's not that hard, really.
And that spaghetti pile of a talk gave me cringes, yes, it did.

[scriver]

So what's this spaghetti thing about?

[Comrade P.]

Having spaghetti in pockets is a figure of speech describing extreme awkwardness occurring during a dialogue, presumably applicable only to male person attempting to interact with female.