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[Greiger]

Vegans who are allergic to chocolate.

[wobbly]

Vegans who are allergic to chocolate.

I didn't get how this was a WTF until reading the message above. Though it did remind me of a guy I met who could drink milk just fine, became Vegan for a while & now is lactose intolerant to the point of being violently ill off even small amounts of dairy product.

[ArKFallen]

Vegans who are allergic to chocolate.

I didn't get how this was a WTF until reading the message above. Though it did remind me of a guy I met who could drink milk just fine, became Vegan for a while & now is lactose intolerant to the point of being violently ill off even small amounts of dairy product.

IIRC many people's bodies are supposed to stop being able to break down milk(and friends) after youth but it saturates our food so much that the body never does.

[Bohandas]

Last time I had a serious partner for valentine's day I brought home whipped cream. 

Unsurprisingly the sentiment went farther than the cream.  But we did have ice cream later, so it wasn't wasted.

V-day is not an excuse to forget, but a reminder to make the extra effort.  It's the capitalism that's bad.

See, some originality.

Next advert to be pissed off about is one for a jeweler, two people bought each other the same card. OMG, YOU WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER.

I should just watch Youtube vidoes until after Valentine's Day, at least then it'll be Easter adverts. Can't get pissed off about a holiday about chocolate eggs...

I don't celebrate Valentines Day (except for a small observance in the form of watching the scene from Temple of Doom where they rip the guy's heart out then hold it in the air and set it on fire).

Instead I celebrate the anniversary of the firebombing of Dresden by the Allied Powers.

[MonkeyHead]

Last time I had a serious partner for valentine's day I brought home whipped cream. 

Unsurprisingly the sentiment went farther than the cream.  But we did have ice cream later, so it wasn't wasted.

V-day is not an excuse to forget, but a reminder to make the extra effort.  It's the capitalism that's bad.

See, some originality.

Next advert to be pissed off about is one for a jeweler, two people bought each other the same card. OMG, YOU WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER.

I should just watch Youtube vidoes until after Valentine's Day, at least then it'll be Easter adverts. Can't get pissed off about a holiday about chocolate eggs...

I don't celebrate Valentines Day (except for a small observance in the form of watching the scene from Temple of Doom where they hold the guy's heart in the air and set it on fire). Instead I celebrate the anniversary of the firebombing of Dresden by the Allied Powers.

"Nothing says love like incendiary bombs..."

[Flying Dice]

Vegans who are allergic to chocolate.

I didn't get how this was a WTF until reading the message above. Though it did remind me of a guy I met who could drink milk just fine, became Vegan for a while & now is lactose intolerant to the point of being violently ill off even small amounts of dairy product.

IIRC many people's bodies are supposed to stop being able to break down milk(and friends) after youth but it saturates our food so much that the body never does.

I can't speak for anyone else, but I'm thankful that I've never had occasion to test my body's ability to break down friends. Or Friends, for that matter.

[Bohandas]

As there is no rage thread, this will go here.

Speaking of which, Does anyone Know if that thread's eventually going to be unlocked? because if not I'm gonna start a new one.

[Arx]

Don't start a new one unless you're willing to be at least as tight as nenjin in running it. He and his rules are/were pretty much the only reason that thread didn't go to hell in the first few days.

[miauw62]

Is the rage thread dead permanently?

[King Kravoka]

Is the rage thread dead permanently?

As long as people feel rage, there will be a rage thread.

[GiglameshDespair]

Last time I had a serious partner for valentine's day I brought home whipped cream. 

Unsurprisingly the sentiment went farther than the cream.  But we did have ice cream later, so it wasn't wasted.

V-day is not an excuse to forget, but a reminder to make the extra effort.  It's the capitalism that's bad.

See, some originality.

Next advert to be pissed off about is one for a jeweler, two people bought each other the same card. OMG, YOU WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER.

I should just watch Youtube vidoes until after Valentine's Day, at least then it'll be Easter adverts. Can't get pissed off about a holiday about chocolate eggs...

I don't celebrate Valentines Day (except for a small observance in the form of watching the scene from Temple of Doom where they hold the guy's heart in the air and set it on fire). Instead I celebrate the anniversary of the firebombing of Dresden by the Allied Powers.

"Nothing says love like incendiary bombs..."

"I don't want to set the worlddd on fiiirrreeee...
I just want to start
A flame in your hearrtttt..."

[Arx]

Related and definitely a WTF, my friends and I have ended up wandering around singing a few lines of certain songs whenever it's appropriate, and sometimes when it's not. Specifically relevant:

"Uh, remind me MC, who didn't start the fire?"
"We didn't start the fire..."

It's weird, but amazing.

[Mictlantecuhtli]

New WTF: Man, this Starsky and Hutch show really is terrible.

That's what happens when you don't watch Stroker and Hoop.

Obligatory because it makes me go into hysterical fits every time.

[Zangi]

"God Made Girls"
This country song annoys me everytime it plays on the radio.

Mostly cause the song is about the cultural/societal expectations, somewhere in the modern-ish West...  Not something designed by 'God'.

[pisskop]

She's got an annoying drawl.  Say 'girls' a little more for me, please.
  The rest of the song is uninteresting due to its irrelevance to me, but is an overall feelgood song.