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[KingofstarrySkies]

They just wiggle their fingers and the dead rise. I see no adherents.

[mastahcheese]

How did we get from craving pickles to undead maggots?

I agree with MZ, let's hear more Truean brand storytelling.

[TD1]

Nah, DF just can't represent it well. What happens is the Necromancer rises the corpse, then has a deep philosophical conversation with it. Why do you think they have those towers full of books? If the corpse comes round to its way of thinking, it is an adherent and is promptly anointed with the Holy Pesticide. If not, then it is left without the Holy Pesticide and so tears itself apart.

Necromancers are nothing if not practical.

[Graknorke]

only let's me brush her flanks for a minute before she turns around and shoves her ass in my face.

Man I could swear I had an image that was a more appropriate response though. I guess it's just one of those things you take for granted to the point where you don't really check it for when you need it.

[BlackFlyme]

My mom is carrying around my medication in her purse. Why?

"It's none of your business!"

Great. Now I have to ask her every night when I have to take it.

[TD1]

Wow, someone wants to feel powerful and needed.

[pisskop]

Wow, someone wants to feel powerful and needed.

In the best case scenario.

[cerapa]

My mom is carrying around my medication in her purse. Why?

"It's none of your business!"

Great. Now I have to ask her every night when I have to take it.

That sounds exactly like the kind of stuff that is entirely your business.

You sure she isn't using your meds? Depends on your medication obviously, but you should check that the remaining amount isn't "mysteriously" decreasing.

[smeeprocket]

eesh, is it a narcotic, by chance?

[Yoink]

Guys guys guys.
Why do we always have to jump to the worst possible scenario? What if she's just selling it? Sheesh.

[BlackFlyme]

I highly doubt she'd use my anti-anxiety meds.

I don't know why she has them. My guess is either to make sure I take them by handing them to me and watching me take them, for control, or so if anyone ever come to visit us they won't see the pills anywhere. Because it's embarrassing to her.

[pisskop]

My guess is either to make sure I take them by handing them to me and watching me take them,

+1, honestly.

for control, or so if anyone ever come to visit us they won't see the pills anywhere. Because it's embarrassing to her.

hmm would she really be so paranoid?  She couldn't let you keep them, or put them in the bathroom/cabinet?

^^If she is, she may be the kind of person to assume you could sell them at school :/

[BlackFlyme]

Could be paranoia. She told me not to tell anyone. Not even family.

Appearance means a lot to her, and having a son that's "fucked in the head" could damage that.

[smeeprocket]

Guys guys guys.
Why do we always have to jump to the worst possible scenario? What if she's just selling it? Sheesh.

I got accused of that because I was short a very few pills of xanax (which were a very low dosage) I love going to the hospital. They always treat me like an addict/drug dealer.

Anti-anxiety meds sound like exactly the kind of thing I'd abuse if I were someone else.

[Mr. Strange]

I keep having weird food cravings.
Normally, I don't really like pickles, but for the past week or so, I keep craving them.
And now I'm craving anchovies, of all things.
Strange.

What? I didn't get you pregnant.

I agree with MZ, let's hear more Truean brand storytelling.

Much agree, very yes. I didn't think it was possible, but my impression of Truean got even better than before. Mad science with chance of explosions, jury-rigged machines you built in garage, fueled by something so insanely common you don't even think of it as fuel...

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