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[Arcvasti]

Climbed it to eat everything. More or less. The point of being an apex predator is being able to tell lions to fuck off when you want a delicious apple. And then eat the lion. After garnishing it with apples.

Seriously though, I'm going to take my dominion over nature and eat the goddamn trees, too. Omnivorous rex! Or something like that.

Hell yes.

If you think of it in terms of efficiency, humans are horrifyingly efficient predators. In some cases, we're more of a superparasite, growing and grooming species just specifically to serve our needs.

Not quite parasite. More like symbiote, in a lot of cases. Take cats, for example. They hunt vermin for us and we give them a place to stay, food, water and love. Although cattle animals might be closer to parisitism.

[EnigmaticHat]

I've just realized that I haven't seen any news about Ebola in a loooooooong while.

Ebola's nature makes it very difficult to spread to people who know about Ebola.  Its not contagious until it shows symptoms, and the symptoms are not subtle.

[Aseaheru]

The best foods are the foods of both meat and plant.
Case(s) in point, Sushi, Pizza, Subs, Hamburgers.

[Frumple]

Not quite parasite. More like symbiote, in a lot of cases. Take cats, for example. They hunt vermin for us and we give them a place to stay, food, water and love. Although cattle animals might be closer to parisitism.

This is mostly because cat tastes pretty terrible, or so I hear. From what I understand, even specifically raised food cat doesn't taste too good. Roof rabbit does have its place on mankind's breakfast menu, but not a common one.

Dog apparently does fairly well when raised correctly, though.

[smirk]

Well, cats are both predators and obligate carnivores. Carnivore meat generally tastes like hell, and the meat of active creatures tends to be tougher and dryer.

[hops]

ever wanted a attack on titan and marvel crossover?  it is now a thing...

a link to some news on it
http://comicbook.com/2014/11/13/first-look-at-marvel-attack-on-titan-crossover-artwork/

Are they going to kill DC's Teen Titans while they're at it?

[Hanslanda]

Yeah, my thinking in calling us parasites was cows, as the prime example.

[MaximumZero]

Cat is awful and stringy, for the record. The meat tastes like a cross between something that has rotted for a week and something deliberately poisoned. Then again, cats are evil incarnate, so that's not really surprising.

[Tawa]

Nenjin closed the rage thread again.

Guys, get your act together.

[Helgoland]

Huh? The silliness had stopped...

[Spehss _]

Nenjin closed the rage thread again.

Guys, get your act together.

oi, all I did was make one snarky remark about the keas. Didn't mean for it to be that annoying.

I wasn't even participating in the whole "domestic abuse" shitstorm.

[Hanslanda]

Cat is awful and stringy, for the record. The meat tastes like a cross between something that has rotted for a week and something deliberately poisoned. Then again, cats are evil incarnate, so that's not really surprising.

Cats are one of the few creatures I have nightmares about.

[Aseaheru]

Cats are nice.

Except then they eat ears.
Then they are a single degree down in the niceness.

[Orange Wizard]

My cats are nice. Then again, I might just have cuddly-wuddly syndrome.

[Tawa]

And now, because the Rage Thread is locked, I will now vent here.
You guys ever in the same room as a bunch of drunk people, but been sober yourself, only to have the drunk people have the most obnoxious possible conversation? You know, where they drunkenly slur together jokes they can barely remember, constantly go off on meaningless tangents, and laugh at everything, all while speaking six times louder than they have to?

I'm going through that right now.