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[Loud Whispers]

n0gr4mrh3r3m8
lsp3k+1nf1natee

I seriously have no idea what's going on.

Pomf

[Graknorke]

n0gr4mrh3r3m8
lsp3k+1nf1natee

I seriously have no idea what's going on.

Pomf

What are we gonna do on the bed LW?

[MagmaMcFry]

An annoying person is anyone who is (capriciously or not) determined to be annoying by authorized WhatsApp employees, agents, subagents, superagents or superheros.

[MagmaMcFry]

I'd be okay with that.

[timferius]

My kids were just watching this.

Kids shows, I tell ya.

[Orange Wizard]

In the event that I'm actually hallucinating, can someone please confirm that I just watched Elijah Wood teaching a bunch of costumed... things how to do a really derpy dance?

[smjjames]

In the event that I'm actually hallucinating, can someone please confirm that I just watched Elijah Wood teaching a bunch of costumed... things how to do a really derpy dance?

Yes, even their 'summoning' movements are derpy.

[pisskop]

My kids were just watching this.

Kids shows, I tell ya.

I'm a little concerned that most children wouldn't know what a puppet master is.  I dont think I can recall any media on puppets or their masters made in the last . . . what 25-30 years?  Master of Puppets?  Now we must direct the children to the album.

[hops]

I still don't understand how to manipulate string-puppets.

[Loud Whispers]

You tried reasoning with the unreasonable and tried correcting the deaf. Don't give the bastards a shred of your notice and talk only to those around them so you are not forced to defend yourself against these allegations.

[Lord Shonus]

It's still not certain if this is a real thing or some sort of prank, but it's pretty messed up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POCngEpkOLI#t=94

[scrdest]

You tried reasoning with the unreasonable and tried correcting the deaf. Don't give the bastards a shred of your notice and talk only to those around them so you are not forced to defend yourself against these allegations.

Or you could try stabbing. At least then you'll be able to deal only with founded claims against you.

[Worldmaster27]

Today we had rhetoric speeches in my advanced English (regular 10th) class.
There was a girl whose speech I wanted to hear, to see what she'd say. She's probably the person in tenth whose name I learned the quickest because she always asked for my help in Biology.
Anyways, after a speech on anorexia was given, I suddenly notice she's missing, but I think I saw her before. I'm not willing to trust my memory, so I ask,

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Me: "Hey, where's [girl's name] gone off too? Wasn't she here before?"
Dude next to me: "HUH! You bad person! I see what you did! Immediately after the speech on anorexia, you ask for her! You're calling her fat!"
Me: "Um, that's not what I mean-"
Dude: "You sacrilegious racist!"
Me: "Wha?"
Dude: "SACRILEGIOUS RACIST!"
Me: "Do you know what sacrilege means?"
Dude: "SACRILEGIOUS RACIST!"
Me: "There is literally no way that could be sacrilege. Also, even if you're right and I called her fat, it wouldn't be racism. That would need me to discriminate her based on ra-
Dude: "SACRILEGIOUS RACIST!"
Me: (mouthed) "Shut the hell up."
Dude: "SACRILEGIOUS RACIST!"
Me: That is not racism!
Girl next to me: Well, you know, we are all racist.
Dude: "SACRILEGIOUS RACIST!"
Me: That is true, we all have an innate bias for our ow-
Girl: Like me! I'm super racist against gays.
Dude: "SACRILEGIOUS RACIST!"
Me: I don't think that's racism either, it's just discrimina-
Girl: It is, because I don't consider them people.
Me:...
Dude: "SACRILEGIOUS RACIST!"

Some time later, the last speech was being given.
The girl who did it wasn't prepared, but you could see her trying hard, earning confidence as she started speaking and getting passionate about her topic. It was heartwarming.
I smiled.
This prompted the same dude next to me to say I laughed at her and how evil I was laughing at this person's speech.
But it didn't end there, because I had biology after that. The guy basically told this to everyone and then people started dog-piling on me.
Sadly, this is not the worst things I've heard people say here.

This seems like a rage thing, though what can you expect from sacrilegious racists.

We need to kidnap you to some place more open minded.

[Loud Whispers]

Or you could try stabbing. At least then you'll be able to deal only with founded claims against you.

The more vigorously you defend yourself the more guilty you will seem. Killing the accuser is not the way forward. The only way to win is to not engage at all.

[Graknorke]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Me: "Hey, where's [girl's name] gone off too? Wasn't she here before?"
Dude next to me: "HUH! You bad person! I see what you did! Immediately after the speech on anorexia, you ask for her! You're calling her fat!"
Me: "Um, that's not what I mean-"
Dude: "You sacrilegious racist!"
Me: "Wha?"
Dude: "SACRILEGIOUS RACIST!"
Me: "Do you know what sacrilege means?"
Dude: "SACRILEGIOUS RACIST!"
Me: "There is literally no way that could be sacrilege. Also, even if you're right and I called her fat, it wouldn't be racism. That would need me to discriminate her based on ra-
Dude: "SACRILEGIOUS RACIST!"
Me: (mouthed) "Shut the hell up."
Dude: "SACRILEGIOUS RACIST!"
Me: That is not racism!
Girl next to me: Well, you know, we are all racist.
Dude: "SACRILEGIOUS RACIST!"
Me: That is true, we all have an innate bias for our ow-
Girl: Like me! I'm super racist against gays.
Dude: "SACRILEGIOUS RACIST!"
Me: I don't think that's racism either, it's just discrimina-
Girl: It is, because I don't consider them people.
Me:...
Dude: "SACRILEGIOUS RACIST!"

ITT: We learn Caroline lives in a Monty Python sketch that never ends.