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[scrdest]

Feline fact of the day~ :

Cat weeniers are barbed so they can't pull out till they're completely relaxed.

I don't know which is more disturbing. The fact that this is true. Or the fact that I already know that.

Something else altogether - they are also barbed because causing pain to the female is how the cats are designed to tell ovulation to work its magic.

[Graknorke]

How come when I hand out animal sex facts nobody listens?

[KingofstarrySkies]

...

They're sisters...

Aaaaand?

[Eric Blank]

How come when I hand out animal sex facts nobody listens?

I know, right?

I figure everyone just sighs and puts me back on their ignore list whenever I do.

...

They're sisters...

Aaaaand?

And clearly they were practicing their yin-yang act.

[BlackFlyme]

Got a call from my nan. She wanted to talk about the building that caught fire today.

Asked me about my medication. Turns out she thought I was on sleeping pills, not anti-anxiety medication. Which makes her freak-out from a few weeks ago make even less sense.

She accused me of attempting to rip apart the family out of hatred of everyone by taking sleeping pills? Now I'm curious about how she will react now.

What a weird day.

[hops]

Wait, you mean these barbs aren't normal?

So that's why people don't look at me weird when I have bleeding hands.

[Kadzar]

I have never been so glad to not be a cat. Their dicks are spiky, their tongues are spiky... Sooner or later we're going to discover that they're actually just big spikes covered in smaller spikes. It's spikes all the way down.

It turns out cats are just large hedgehogs and very good at hiding it.

[Tawa]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr whydidihavetoseethisthesecondicomeintothethread

* Tawarochir has broken. Please order a new one.

[4maskwolf]

I came into my bedroom to see my two cats sprawled out together on the bed. As soon as I stepped through the door, they both froze and looked up at me.

What did I just walk in on!?

The cats are going to overthrow you. Mastah's agents are hard at work.

So true, though.  Every cat except Mastahcheese is EVIL!!!!!

[Tawa]

So true, though.  Every cat except Mastahcheese is EVIL‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼

FTFY

Double exclamation marks are the only way to express large amounts of exclamation marks.

[4maskwolf]

So true, though.  4maskwolf is AWESOME‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼

FTFY

Why thank you sir

[Furtuka]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr whydidihavetoseethisthesecondicomeintothethread

* Tawarochir has broken. Please order a new one.

* Furtuka searches through the catalog

My my this is far past our budget.

* Furtuka places an order for a chinese knock-off Tawarochir model instead

[Worldmaster27]

That's the same model we got last time. Shouldn't we be getting a better one? One resistant to animal sex facts?

[Redzephyr01]

Someone just unironically tried to convince me that the plot of a movie doesn't matter as long as it looks visually appealing, and then called me a hipster because I disagreed with him. What the fuck.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Animal sex facts? What about that one fish that sword fights with its pee pee to decide who gets to be the female?