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[Putnam]

This jumping spider really likes my brother's computer. Not complaining much, thing's harmless as hell, but it's an odd place.

On the plus side, it's about the same color as the computer, so you won't notice it unless you know it's there. Better yet, it has a couple spots, so I figure it'd be funny to see someone scared of spiders try to get a closer examination of the spots on the computer and end up with a hairy 8-legged thing close to their face. Poor thing would get scared, but whatever.

[Loud Whispers]

This jumping spider really likes my brother's computer. Not complaining much, thing's harmless as hell, but it's an odd place.

On the plus side, it's about the same color as the computer, so you won't notice it unless you know it's there. Better yet, it has a couple spots, so I figure it'd be funny to see someone scared of spiders try to get a closer examination of the spots on the computer and end up with a hairy 8-legged thing close to their face. Poor thing would get scared, but whatever.

Daww, spiderbro's probably attracted to the light/trying to camouflage itself

[Graknorke]

Playing SMAC, and only now did the Cloning vats cinematic become so... noticeably unnerving. The fact that stock footage that is that exists, anyway.

[Loud Whispers]

Playing SMAC, and only now did the Cloning vats cinematic become so... noticeably unnerving. The fact that stock footage that is that exists, anyway.

It's ok, you're just a drone.

[hops]

I love how they used baby chicks for clones.
Then again, clone chickens sound like a terrifying sight to behold.

[pisskop]

I love how they used baby chicks for clones.

Taco Bell doesn't always have the monopoly of the future.  Sometimes it Popeye's or [shudder] KFC

[Orange Wizard]

I think they should have used sheep. Sheep are way cooler than chickens.

[MaximumZero]

Taco Bell and KFC are both Yum! Brands companies, along with Pizza Hut. I've seen conjoined Taco Bell/KFC buildings.

[tahujdt]

Taco Bell and KFC are both Yum! Brands companies, along with Pizza Hut. I've seen conjoined Taco Bell/KFC buildings.

Where I live, we call those Kentaco Bells. You occasionally see buildings with all three, or Kentaco Huts.

[Graknorke]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I... just...

Wat?

If this is true... just... BLEH!?

I kekd heartily.

[pisskop]

HATSUNE MIKU \o/

[Spehss _]

I kekd heartily.

top kek

[BlackFlyme]

Overheard someone talking about how handicap parking is unfair at college today. She was talking about how the handicapped don't deserve the reserved spaces.

[KingofstarrySkies]

...BlackFlyme, do you just inspire idiocy around you? Like, are you some sort of stupid-beacon?

[Worldmaster27]

Maybe his eldritch powers are leaking out, infecting all those near him with madness stupidity.