People always have difficulty with defining my accent, because I don't talk like the poeople who live here (fuck it, I'll just say it, I live in Kentucky, it's not "former confederate territory" but it's close enough) and everyone here has a drawl and slurs their words, except me. Someone people say I sound like a New Yorker, some say I sound like I'm from Ohio. (According to an Internet thing on word usage [as opposed to actual "accent"] I talk like someone from California.)
Actual WTF: Yesterday I was driving to my neurologist appointment in a different city, but due to the way the roads are (and me being unaccustomed) I ended up taking the wrong road.
As I'm driving, it says I'm entering "Livingston".
I think for a minute to recall such a place, and I don't. None of the road signs point to it. It doesn't appear on any map I've seen, and you don't see the sign that says the name until you're on the highway that leads into it. (And you can't make a U-turn so you're forced to go into it)
So I enter this place, and there are no buildings to be seen.
I notice a car pulled over on the side of the road with nobody in it. Odd.
Then another car. Then two more. Then a fifth, and a sixth, and a seventh.
I'm not even actually in the town, I just pulled up to the bridge so I could turn around and head back the way I came, so they're really close together.
There isn't a single other car going along this road, just a ton of deserted ones.
I quickly NOPE the fuck out of there, and turn around and leave.