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[Dutchling]

WE RULE

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My [29 M] roommate [31F] is pooping on my kitchen spoon.

WHY

[Frumple]

Really, the question is why this person only has one kitchen spoon. Is there only one spoon in the entire house? Are the spoons all kept in non-kitchen rooms? Is this roommate defecating upon the spoon in protest of spoon paucity? Are any laws being broken in this situation? The questions are manifold, actually.

[Dutchling]

Oh hey, an update:

I am connected to her through a certain social network and approx 3 days after she left, she posted a picture. This picture had a subtitle that read "this is my first diaper. When I was young we couldn't afford real ones, only cloth, so tonight I pee in the diaper" The picture was a picture of her wearing a toddlers Elmo print diaper!

It doesn't stop there... a couple days later she posts another picture, this time its a selfie of her wearing aviator sunglasses while she is sitting on the toilet. The subtitle read "I shit in style".

I like this girl already.

[penguinofhonor]

Man it must SUCK to be an Archeologist in... just about EVERY SETTING EVER!

It is probably the most dangerous, non-combative, position in all of fiction.

I mean the only other positions as dangerous I can think of... is a scientist and the President of the United States.

Indiana Jones universe.

Checkmate.

[The Darkling Wolf]

Man it must SUCK to be an Archeologist in... just about EVERY SETTING EVER!

It is probably the most dangerous, non-combative, position in all of fiction.

I mean the only other positions as dangerous I can think of... is a scientist and the President of the United States.

Indiana Jones universe.

Checkmate.

I don't see how that refutes his statement, Indy spends most of his time in mortal danger.

[10ebbor10]

Jurassic park universe

[LordSlowpoke]

i just had to google "reasonable things to do"

that is all

[Tawa]

Man it must SUCK to be an Archeologist in... just about EVERY SETTING EVER!

It is probably the most dangerous, non-combative, position in all of fiction.

I mean the only other positions as dangerous I can think of... is a scientist and the President of the United States.

Indiana Jones universe.

Checkmate.

I don't see how that refutes his statement, Indy spends most of his time in mortal danger.

non-combative

non-combative

non-combative

Check and mate and kids.

[Loud Whispers]

Ah, beef jerky; a meat so unremarkable, yet I find myself still drawn to it. What are your secrets, oh beef jerky?

[wobbly]

Ah, beef jerky; a meat so unremarkable, yet I find myself still drawn to it. What are your secrets, oh beef jerky?

Salt & lots of it, pretty much. I too love the stuff. A friend of mine makes homemade kangaroo jerky. Adds a heap of chilli to it too. The stuff is amazing.

[Frumple]

Ah, beef jerky; a meat so unremarkable, yet I find myself still drawn to it. What are your secrets, oh beef jerky?

It is a secret shared by many types of jerky, actually. Not just beef. Turkey, bacon, chicken, so on, so forth. Jerked meat is amazing. If it weren't so damned expensive I would eat it all the time

[penguinofhonor]

Check and mate and kids.

[Furtuka]

As pointed out by Brawl in the Family, Princess Ruto from Ocarina of Time has a secondary pair of eyes at the top of her head. How did I never notice that O_O

[Tawa]

wut

pics plz

[Furtuka]

Spoiler: She's like a hammerhead shark! (click to show/hide)