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[Lyeos]

That's not how you hold a candle D:

But that's how I hold a candle! 

I just realized that my shelf - attached to the wall - is partially out of the wall and thus upside down... and judging by the things I have sitting on it, has been that way for months.
It's not even level, me. Jeez. It's also pretty obvious when you look at it.

[Frumple]

... also not how you hammer things, no. Don't... try not to do that. Gratuitous structural damage is bad for organic beings. At the very least, hammer through someone else's thumb.

[Worldmaster27]

... if you have to ask, it's probably better you don't know. Just... know you can use your wax pain enduring superpowers for good. Sorta' good. Something vaguely resembling it despite involving stiletto heeled boots. You get the idea.

See, it's not just wax-pain enduring.
I have nailed things by hammering through my thumb.

Why would you do that?...

[Hanslanda]

My life is fucking insanity right now. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

[Frumple]

... keeping yourself in shelter and sustenance, putting a bit away for your future, and spending time with friends and/or loved ones when you can, all while not hurting the people around you or yourself. That's kinda' the basic check list, I think. After that, it's pretty much whatever so long as the list stays checked.

If... if you've not got those fulfilled, well, you know where you are: Working toward whatever isn't checked off. Hopefully.

[Hanslanda]

It's not always that simple, Frumple.

[Orange Wizard]

I have no idea what I'm doing with my life, either, honestly. Though it hasn't quite reached the point of insanity. Yet.

[Yoink]

Spoiler: Rude is playing the weirdest games (click to show/hide)

Oh what the actual fruit-flavored-fuckjuice is that and how can I stab, kill, mutilate, or otherwise harm it?

Looks like it might have been the subject of one of my recent posts in here, as well.

[BFEL]

That's not how you hold a candle D:

Though I guess if you managed that you have a future in the BDSM field.

*googles*
... What does that have to do with holding candles?

Clearly someone did not google hard enough!

And STILL no "Roll to Kidnap Cmega3" WTH Bay12?

[LordSlowpoke]

"i would do it myself but i like making excuses" --bfel, 2014-07-31

i will quote myself who quoted you without using a quote tag because quotes are for khorasanians

[Neonivek]

Man it must SUCK to be an Archeologist in... just about EVERY SETTING EVER!

It is probably the most dangerous, non-combative, position in all of fiction.

I mean the only other positions as dangerous I can think of... is a scientist and the President of the United States.

[MagmaMcFry]

How far will people go to be ironic? At least this far.

[LordSlowpoke]

seventy fucking five fucking thousand fucking dollops

i could host a regional b12 meetup for a bit over that

[Yoink]

Well, sell something similar and do so, then!

[TD1]

How far will people go to be ironic? At least this far.

Lol...