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[BlackFlyme]

The walls must be paper or something. Everyone is always so loud.

I shouldn't be able to hear stuff on the second floor from the basement.

[Steelmagic]

That robbery reminded me of a time I went through a cave in my underwear. Don't know why it did but it did.

[TamerVirus]

That robbery reminded me of a time I went through a cave in my underwear. Don't know why it did but it did.

Did you walk out of the cave with a random load of frozen meats?

[Steelmagic]

That robbery reminded me of a time I went through a cave in my underwear. Don't know why it did but it did.

Did you walk out of the cave with a random load of frozen meats?

No, I was cold though.

[Orange Wizard]

Speaking of frozen meats, our freezer(s) are stuffed with so much frozen meat there's no room for the new frozen meat.

[Frumple]

Perhaps consume the meat.

Or maybe a pretty dress or somethin'. Meat dress, just add glitter. And maybe warm it up first to prevent hypothermia. Death by meat dress induced hypothermia in the middle of summer would be a terrible way to die.

[Descan]

For a moment I thought you meant "Consume the meat. Or maybe [consume] a pretty dress."

[Orange Wizard]

Same here. I'm afraid I don't have any pretty dresses, Frumple.

Anyway, the meat stocks build up faster than I can consume them. It's starting to get very silly.

[Frumple]

There's nothing technically wrong with forging a dress of meat and then eating it. I would recommend those little edible star thingies instead of glitter in that case, though. I'd say multicolored coconut confetti stuff but that junk is goddamn horrible and I would recommend defiling no meat, however glamorous, with its inclusion.

Now I kinda' want to see little steak dresses or somethin'. Shaped steak stickman thing wrapped in a dress of bacon, placed between two pieces of bread and observed by a sensor so nearby speakers can give out a little scream every time you take a bite? That would be amazing.

[Alev]

There's nothing technically wrong with forging a dress of meat and then eating it. I would recommend those little edible star thingies instead of glitter in that case, though. I'd say multicolored coconut confetti stuff but that junk is goddamn horrible and I would recommend defiling no meat, however glamorous, with its inclusion.

Now I kinda' want to see little steak dresses or somethin'. Shaped steak stickman thing wrapped in a dress of bacon, placed between two pieces of bread and observed by a sensor so nearby speakers can give out a little scream every time you take a bite? That would be amazing.

But imagine going where there are bears or sharks with that,

[Frumple]

Just means breakfast comes to you of its own volition.

Also new dresses. It's like the entirety of nature is a high class boutique that is also lunch, ahaha!

[Descan]

I meant a non-meat dress.

Cotton and/or wool, silk, etc.

I'm sure it's full of fibre but still, not something generally consumed?

[smjjames]

Didn't Madonna go with a dress made of meat once? She's quirky anyway.

[Descan]

I think that was Gaga.