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[Bouchart]

At least three different groups of people are trying to manipulate me into doing things I'm not really so hot on doing. Thing is it's all people who I'm actually kind of fond of so there's not a great lot that I can do about it.

This is normal.

[LordSlowpoke]

So on the topic of anime I followed giglamesh despair and found that anime thing with girls who who are also deamons or some shit.
OI! XANTA-CHAN!

xantie, you little shit

xantie-chan

get with the program

[Graknorke]

At least three different groups of people are trying to manipulate me into doing things I'm not really so hot on doing. Thing is it's all people who I'm actually kind of fond of so there's not a great lot that I can do about it.

This is normal.

Carry on.

[MaximumZero]

-snip-

...I think the homeless guy was daring the car to come at him.

*beep beep*
Fokkin' cahm at me, m8!

[itisnotlogical]

I can buy things on the Internet for myself now. I'm pretty sure this is the death of my ability to save money.

[Dutchling]

I can buy things on the Internet for myself now. I'm pretty sure this is the death of my ability to save money.

You have no idea.

[Putnam]

I can buy things on the Internet for myself now. I'm pretty sure this is the death of my ability to save money.

I have managed so far.

Barely.

[Dutchling]

Caught my boyfriend in our bed with another woman. He claims he was trying to surprise me with a threesome...I think he's lying.

I CANNOT EVEN-

[BlackFlyme]

I have a reputation of being incredibly stingy with my moneys.


Went out with my mom for dinner yesterday. Nobody died, so I guess it was okay.

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Except she already ate. It was an excuse to get me away from my dad's and bring me shopping with her. We went to a McDonald's inside of a Walmart.

She offered to buy me lunch supplies for work, but I already had plenty. She then insisted that what she would get me would be better than anything my dad picked up for me. Not sure why she feels the need to one-up him. And that's how I ended up with a new can-opener.

For some reason she thought that a public store was the perfect place to talk about her boyfriend's youngest son's racism. In a not-so-subtle whisper, while trying to avoid other customers. This is something you talk about at home or maybe in the car, but not in a public area. At least she was trying to whisper, I guess. Sometimes she doesn't, and ends up saying some loud, ignorant things. Not as bad as her boyfriend, though.

Ever have that thing where you look at a word so long that it seems like the word isn't even real anymore?

I've been working on a tattoo with "MILK" written on it all day, and it doesn't even sound like a word to me anymore. I'm wondering if milk is even real right now.

Not the first time this has happened, either.

[Orange Wizard]

Caught my boyfriend in our bed with another woman. He claims he was trying to surprise me with a threesome...I think he's lying.

I CANNOT EVEN-

Damn it, reddit. Y u so silly?

[penguinofhonor]

Caught my boyfriend in our bed with another woman. He claims he was trying to surprise me with a threesome...I think he's lying.

I CANNOT EVEN-

"Caught my boyfriend plunging a knife into a stranger's back several times before the man fell limp to the floor. He claims it was merely performance art and the hole he dug behind the shed is part of the performance... I think he's lying."

[Truean]

Helping to sell a car.

Woman buying is not mechanic; I understand her distress, generally. She brings her moron boyfriend who claims to be a car guy.

He knows I just brought it over from mechanic, who did not have time to do everything because they insisted upon doing this at an odd hour... Should've been shown tomorrow, but whatever.

Tries to tell me the heat system has a hose leaking.... That's a rubber hose and condensation from the air conditioner. Why the hell would the heating system be active during the summer anyhow? You can see the AC is on full blast....

Tries to tell me it has a head gasket leak. Either he's wrong or I'm killing a mechanic. Nope, that's not oil, that's condensation, again. Please dear God, tell me you know the difference between oil and water....

He remarks that there are some character marks and stains inside. This is a 10 year old used car.... You knew that going in and the price most certainly reflects that.

He insists on checking the transmission fluid. It is as it should be (new fluid actually). He makes a point of smelling it.... Sure thing champ.... You don't know a heating unit from an air conditioner but you're going to smell if the transmission fluid is bad.... Ok....

He tries to tell me it's bondo repaired.... Na slick. That's solid sheet metal and I can show you the bill for it from one of my ex con friends who is really good with metal fabrication. I'll get a mirror kit so you can see it from the other side and also knock on it.

I get that he's trying to look like an expert for his girlfriend, but then he calls me a fraud and says I should be sued.

Him: "I know a real good lawyer you little shit."

Me, handing him my card, "I hope he's better than me."

I hate people.

[Descan]

Truean, do you know *any* good people, or have *any* good experiences, or do you live in some weird abomination of Detroit and New Jersey where no-one is an actually good person? :V

[Truean]

Some days, I would recommend a tactical nuclear strike on my position. Please tell them I didn't like them.

[TamerVirus]

As the saying goes: Hell is other people