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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14962267 times)

Arx

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53250 on: July 05, 2014, 12:55:10 pm »

Mastahcheese, someone at your workplace needs help. Also, MAGIC!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53251 on: July 05, 2014, 01:01:24 pm »

Who the fuck in your workplace keeps stealing shit? And REALLY PARTICULAR SHIT.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53252 on: July 05, 2014, 01:11:53 pm »

On the whole internet history thing, if the police do confiscate your computer they usually have software / hardware for recovering any information you may have tried to delete.  It's really interesting, but long story short:

If you don't use certain wiping methods, usually developed by the military, it's still there.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53253 on: July 05, 2014, 01:26:01 pm »

Did the military develop fire?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53254 on: July 05, 2014, 01:26:22 pm »

On the whole internet history thing, if the police do confiscate your computer they usually have software / hardware for recovering any information you may have tried to delete.  It's really interesting, but long story short:

If you don't use certain wiping methods, usually developed by the military, it's still there.
The military has no monopoly on strong magnets, or hammers.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53255 on: July 05, 2014, 01:27:03 pm »

Who the fuck in your workplace keeps stealing shit? And REALLY PARTICULAR SHIT.

I have a candidate.

resident mechanic/plumber/fix-it-guy walks up to them, waves his hand like a Jedi and says "It doesn't need valves anymore."
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53256 on: July 05, 2014, 01:32:37 pm »

Today, while looking for something else entirely, I discovered that the department of defense maintains something it calls "The Encyclopedia of Ethical Failure". It's... actually kinda' neat, and evidently free. Grabbed the 2012 edition.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53257 on: July 05, 2014, 01:38:35 pm »

Who the fuck in your workplace keeps stealing shit? And REALLY PARTICULAR SHIT.

I have a candidate.

resident mechanic/plumber/fix-it-guy walks up to them, waves his hand like a Jedi and says "It doesn't need valves anymore."
He's just systematically eliminating the workplace's need for a corporeal form. Soon it will ascend to a higher plane of existence and allow you to cook burgers with your mind alone.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53258 on: July 05, 2014, 01:43:50 pm »

You can already do that.

Assuming you're into uncooked burgers.

Speaking of flesh:
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53259 on: July 05, 2014, 01:46:50 pm »

You can already do that.

Assuming you're into uncooked burgers.

Speaking of flesh:
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You can already do that.

Assuming you're into uncooked burgers.

Speaking of flesh:
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You can already do that.

Assuming you're into uncooked burgers.

Speaking of flesh:
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Uhh...
Just..
What?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53260 on: July 05, 2014, 01:48:12 pm »

You can already do that.

Assuming you're into uncooked burgers.

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In general, if someone uses the term cisgendered, the article is tumblr SJW loony junk. So yeah.

KingofstarrySkies

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53261 on: July 05, 2014, 01:49:50 pm »

You can already do that.

Assuming you're into uncooked burgers.

Speaking of flesh:
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D'awww. That picture is cute. Clever, too!
The reaction makes me want to hurt someone. Stupid, too!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53262 on: July 05, 2014, 02:00:46 pm »

You can already do that.

Assuming you're into uncooked burgers.

Speaking of flesh:
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Poe.

Also while writing that I somehow managed to get the, I think it's called acute accent? over the o somehow. And it's DEFINITELY not part of my keyboard configuration by default.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53263 on: July 05, 2014, 02:04:56 pm »

On the whole internet history thing, if the police do confiscate your computer they usually have software / hardware for recovering any information you may have tried to delete.  It's really interesting, but long story short:

If you don't use certain wiping methods, usually developed by the military, it's still there.
The military has no monopoly on strong magnets, or hammers.
The military also has no monopoly on Blenders of the Will It Blend variety.

You can already do that.

Assuming you're into uncooked burgers.

Speaking of flesh:
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that response is rather insane I think.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53264 on: July 05, 2014, 02:06:17 pm »

there is a reason why nobody calls me out on my dislike of tumblr

i think

that or they just don't want to start shit idk

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