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[Graknorke]

Youtube just suggested a channel I would actually like to me and I haven't already seen.
What is this.

[Yoink]

Youtube just suggested a channel I would actually like to me and I haven't already seen.
What is this.

[INSERT TIRED SKYNET JOKE HERE]

[scrdest]

wow, you cited daily mail unironically

that's my wtf for the day

Like I said, it was the first article that popped up after I googled the name after finding out about the guy from a non-English source. If you google the name, there's a ton of other sources.

[ArchAIngel]

Somebody said to me that "Call of Duty is objectively better in every way to Sid Meir's Alpha Centauri." I..... What? Just... What?

[Arx]

Apples are also objectively better in every way than oranges.

[Eotyrannus]

Apples are also objectively better in every way than oranges.

A more appropriate statement would be 'Chilli peppers are objectively superior to bacon in every way'. Because at least apples and oranges are comparable.

[Arx]

Hereabouts, a common idiom for comparing two incomparable things is "It's like apples and oranges", which was why it was the first thing I thought of.

[Eotyrannus]

I mentioned bacon, so mine is inherently superior.

On the other hand, you were logical. CURSE YOU, LOGIC! Always ruining my evil plans...

[GiglameshDespair]

Somebody said to me that "Call of Duty is objectively better in every way to Sid Meir's Alpha Centauri." I..... What? Just... What?

Please remove their skull from their head at the earliest opportunity.

[Trapezohedron]

Somebody said to me that "Call of Duty is objectively better in every way to Sid Meir's Alpha Centauri." I..... What? Just... What?

Please remove their skull from their head at the earliest opportunity.

Extract their brains and please preserve it somewhere nobody can see.

[Lyeos]

That's a bit harsh. You just need to introduce them to a much better game! The height of modern gaming! Pong!

[TD1]

Ping pong playing for pong pencils?

[StupidElves]

Somebody said to me that "Call of Duty is objectively better in every way to Sid Meir's Alpha Centauri." I..... What? Just... What?

... No. I mean, even if I liked CoD, I still wouldn't think of it as being better than Alpha Centauri.

[ArchAIngel]

Somebody said to me that "Call of Duty is objectively better in every way to Sid Meir's Alpha Centauri." I..... What? Just... What?

Please remove their skull from their head at the earliest opportunity.

Extract their brains and please preserve it somewhere nobody can see.

Impossible. That means that there were brains in the head in the first place.

[Yoink]

I prefer CoD to Alpha Centauri. That doesn't make it objectively better.
Maybe they meant "subjectively" and simply had the two words confused? Hopefully. Or... maybe in this case they were defining "better" as "more sales"? WE MUST HAVE BOTH SIDES OF THE STORY!

Anyway, my current WTF: dental floss is apparently Satan.