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[Graknorke]

The stupid thread is leaking into other parts of the internet.

How fast can a spherically obese 1730mm tall man roll?

[scrdest]

The stupid thread is leaking into other parts of the internet.

How fast can a spherically obese 1730mm tall man roll?

That depends on whether you strap jet engines to his sides or not.

[Yoink]

Spoiler: herp derp (click to show/hide)

So last night this morning I went to a brothel.

No, I didn't go there intentionally, and no, I didn't actually purchase anything- I was just walking home at around 1AM when I hear a voice calling out to me. I turn around, confused, and see a guy running across the street towards me, presumably since I was the only other human being in sight. Note that this is a fairly normal looking guy.
Strangely enough, he asks me for directions to the local brothel (and helps himself to a couple of my cheezels, the bastard).
I stand there having a 'WTF' moment for a few seconds, then compose myself enough to answer him, "Uh, sure man, just down that way then around the bend". (I have to walk past the place all the damn time, before you ask- it's on a main road between my house and the city.)

Since I'm going in that direction anyway I walk with the guy, mainly out of bemusement, and he turns down a sidestreet before the brothel I gave him directions to, claiming that there's another one down there.
Somewhat warily, I follow him- and sure enough, there is a brothel down this sidestreet I've never bothered exploring, and one even seedier and shittier looking than the one I expected.

We walk in there, up a stairway coated with pink neon lights (the dude tripped over and faceplanted on the stairs, which was pretty damn funny), and come to the lobby of the place, more or less.
A woman behind the counter asks the guy if this is his first time at the place, then starts listing off their different prices.
At this point I'm having even more of a 'WTF' moment, since for some reason I've wandered into a brothel and am hearing just how insanely expensive these places are. ($250 for 45 minutes, apparently. Maybe if you're a very, very sad person it'd seem reasonable, I dunno.

Anyway, by the time she finished speaking to him and turned to me I'd had enough. I clapped the guy on the shoulder, wished him good luck and a HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY, and walked out. That was a very strange experience.

[Akura]

Spoiler: I don't know what you mean by this, Santiago. (click to show/hide)

It's windy today. It's blowin so hard it's throwing my bicycle off course. Worse, I still have at least another 2 miles to ride to cash my paycheck, plus the trip back. The strange part is, it's not that cold. Or at least, it doesn't feel that cold.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

She's a military woman, a salute doesn't mean she wouldn't kill you.

[Akura]

She's a military woman, a salute doesn't mean she wouldn't kill you.

She wasn't the only one saying they salute me after describing me as self-righteous with whining followers. Although Cha Dawn was one of the others, and I'm pretty sure he/she is batshit insane. And I can't figure out if Cha is a guy or girl.

[Dutchling]

I want whatever solution she proposes to fix her problem:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[scrdest]

She's a military woman, a salute doesn't mean she wouldn't kill you.

She wasn't the only one saying they salute me after describing me as self-righteous with whining followers. Although Cha Dawn was one of the others, and I'm pretty sure he/she is batshit insane. And I can't figure out if Cha is a guy or girl.

Oh right, you're playing with the Crossfire add-on, so this line might not make a lot of sense. In vanilla, Lal is a pretty decent guy and all pro-democracy and anti-war crimes, and people will not stand things like implementing Police State. Which is pretty much the opposite of what Santiago stands for.

[Frumple]

I want whatever solution she proposes to fix her problem:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

... seriously, that one's pretty easy. Just take a knife to the banana until it's in small enough pieces to fit through the bottle hole.

[Akura]

I want whatever solution she proposes to fix her problem:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

... seriously, that one's pretty easy. Just take a knife to the banana until it's in small enough pieces to fit through the bottle hole.

Am I the only one noticing that the banana on the bottle looks like foam?

[Parsely]

I want whatever solution she proposes to fix her problem:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

... seriously, that one's pretty easy. Just take a knife to the banana until it's in small enough pieces to fit through the bottle hole.

Am I the only one noticing that the banana on the bottle looks like foam?

I noticed that too.

[Loud Whispers]

Oh right, you're playing with the Crossfire add-on, so this line might not make a lot of sense. In vanilla, Lal is a pretty decent guy and all pro-democracy and anti-war crimes, and people will not stand things like implementing Police State. Which is pretty much the opposite of what Santiago stands for.

Santiago stands for state power through individual power and militaristic survivalism. She isn't for a police state; rather it usually ends up that way with the inclusion where everyone is the police. Yang is the truly pro police state figurehead, what with his love of totalitarianism. I guess it's the difference between 1933 and 1984.

She's a military woman, a salute doesn't mean she wouldn't kill you.

She wasn't the only one saying they salute me after describing me as self-righteous with whining followers. Although Cha Dawn was one of the others, and I'm pretty sure he/she is batshit insane. And I can't figure out if Cha is a guy or girl.

Salutations = hello.

Cha Dawn is male. I had to read the biogs to find that out. You get those sort of interactions when talking to factions who are belligerent towards you, sort of like how Miriam and Zhakarov will start out their first ever confrontation by saying hello to the unethical/extremist.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Cha Dawn is also not completely human, so things like male and female aren't quite so relevant.

[Sirus]

I feel completely lost by this conversation :[
I don't even know what game you guys are discussing.

[Frumple]

Alpha Centari, Siru. You should probably get it when you get a chance. It's like Civilizations 3, but more interesting.