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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #40935 on: December 04, 2013, 09:05:57 am »

I still struggle to understand how people like Herschey's chocolate. Tastes like Cadburys with an aftertaste of vomit.

As far as I remember, it's made with milk that's gone sour as opposed to non-bad milk. So that's why it tastes and supposedly smells odd (basically no sense of smell, myself, so I can't tell).

I think that was an apocryphal tale, created for pretty obvious reasons.
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« Reply #40936 on: December 04, 2013, 09:10:25 am »

I still struggle to understand how people like Herschey's chocolate. Tastes like Cadburys with an aftertaste of vomit.

As far as I remember, it's made with milk that's gone sour as opposed to non-bad milk. So that's why it tastes and supposedly smells odd (basically no sense of smell, myself, so I can't tell).

I think that was an apocryphal tale, created for pretty obvious reasons.

Quite possible, and most likely a falsehood, but I don't have the time nor inclanation to look it up for certain. That's what I heard, at any rate.
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« Reply #40937 on: December 04, 2013, 10:02:53 am »

The question is... are you a lady?

I am the cutest little princess of the Kingdom of Ivalice

Gender's sort of overrated, don't you think? I try to run on the fence as much as I can, going in either direction as it pleases me or brings me benefits from doing so. 's kind of an annoyance sometimes, but what can you do. Probably going to be able to do this for only a couple more years, too.

Still, most people at work assumed I'm male what with the voice so deep it makes my throat hurt when used too long and other things. I don't know from where the other idea could arise.

...which doesn't mean I'm clearly stating anything, mind you. Remember the fence?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #40938 on: December 04, 2013, 10:04:55 am »

The question is... are you a lady?

I am the cutest little princess of the Kingdom of Ivalice

Gender's sort of overrated, don't you think? I try to run on the fence as much as I can, going in either direction as it pleases me or brings me benefits from doing so. 's kind of an annoyance sometimes, but what can you do. Probably going to be able to do this for only a couple more years, too.

Still, most people at work assumed I'm male what with the voice so deep it makes my throat hurt when used too long and other things. I don't know from where the other idea could arise.

...which doesn't mean I'm clearly stating anything, mind you. Remember the fence?

Soooo you're batman?

(Dark Knight Rises or whatever IIRC)
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« Reply #40939 on: December 04, 2013, 10:08:38 am »

Quite fun !

I was about to post the SAME thing on this thread because it happened to me too ! Although i'm far from the "fence", I think.

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« Reply #40940 on: December 04, 2013, 12:06:41 pm »

I still struggle to understand how people like Herschey's chocolate. Tastes like Cadburys with an aftertaste of vomit.

As far as I remember, it's made with milk that's gone sour as opposed to non-bad milk. So that's why it tastes and supposedly smells odd (basically no sense of smell, myself, so I can't tell).

I think that was an apocryphal tale, created for pretty obvious reasons.

Quite possible, and most likely a falsehood, but I don't have the time nor inclanation to look it up for certain. That's what I heard, at any rate.
Potentially sorta-true, actually. It's not spoiled, but they might sour it.
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« Reply #40941 on: December 04, 2013, 12:12:46 pm »

Huh, I always wondered why hersheys chocolate always tasted a little different than others.  I was under the impression that chocolate was chocolate, kinda like how an orange is an orange regardless of brand.
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« Reply #40942 on: December 04, 2013, 12:39:12 pm »

The bodies of four alleged gangsters, stuffed into a parked car near President Felipe Calderon's compound in this capital city, carried a message of divine retribution:

“The wicked are denied their light, and the upraised arm is broken,” proclaimed the biblical passage, Job 38:15. Scrawled with a marker on the backs of three of the bodies, a single word — “Kidnapper.”

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« Reply #40943 on: December 04, 2013, 04:10:14 pm »

I'm sick, or at least I think I'm sick, but it's strange. Whatever I am infected with can't seem to get a foothold in my system, as my only symptoms have been a somewhat dry throat and less-open-but-not-clogged sinuses.

The only thing I can think of is that I caught the flu, but my immunization mostly worked.
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« Reply #40944 on: December 04, 2013, 04:10:55 pm »

Mormons, like cockroaches and twinkies, will be some of the only things to survive the apocalypse.
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« Reply #40945 on: December 04, 2013, 05:38:36 pm »

And probably the Queen. Unless I had anything to do with the apocalypse of course...
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« Reply #40946 on: December 04, 2013, 06:18:28 pm »

And probably the Queen. Unless I had anything to do with the apocalypse of course...
Not sure what your literary tastes are, but you might well enjoy Neil Gaiman's short story A Study in Emerald. It's a well-written Lovecraft/Sherlock Holmes mash up, and you'd like the description of the Queen I think.
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« Reply #40947 on: December 04, 2013, 06:18:50 pm »

Mormons, like cockroaches and twinkies, will be some of the only things to survive the apocalypse.
And bottlecaps.
I was just thinking how that anecdote reminded me of the New Canaanites from the Honest Hearts DLC for F:NV.
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« Reply #40948 on: December 04, 2013, 06:22:15 pm »

Ehh, I really think they mean the 'characteristics stereotyped unto a lady' by that :P

Meaning..erm. More calm, or empathetic towards others or..more organized and stuff? The problem with labels is that they're commonly used, and their context usually fades and can easily be misused. >.<

...Unless they mean literally?

In my culture, when someone tells a woman that they should act more ladylike, it is because they want them to stop acting 'like a boy'.  Be quieter.  Be neater.  Smile more.  Don't run.  Don't play rough games.  Don't speak up.  Dress pretty.  Don't try to take control of the situation around you.  Don't argue.  Don't fight.  Don't mess up your hair.  Wear makeup.  Be nice.

When someone tells me I need to be more ladylike, I take it as an absolute insult, an attempt to judge and control me, and as a form of threat.  I respond as I see fit, which as a rule is never to follow the suggestion.  It -may- be appropriate for a parent to tell their little girl to act more ladylike.  From -anyone- else, I believe such a comment is completely inappropriate (and I would -never- tell a daughter to be more ladylike.  If we needed to have that talk, I'd explain the advantages of -specific- parts of 'being ladylike' - and when one SHOULD stand up for themselves instead).
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« Reply #40949 on: December 04, 2013, 06:51:34 pm »

The only advantage of "Being lady-like" is the dresses.

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