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[Loud Whispers]

I just got a YouTube ad that said:
"Does somebody owe you money?
Hire me on *website* and you'll get it back quickly.
Very quickly. "

Wuuuuuuuuuuuuut

The mafia's on youtube now. After the credit crunch the mafia found it was more profitable to give people affordable loans to help repay their monthly debts.

[Truean]

Just had somebody explain to me what "Honey Boo Boo" is supposed to be.... Watched it briefly, emphasis on briefly.

America: we went from Shirley Temple to Honey Boo Boo. What the hell happened?

[Frumple]

Reality TV hit (badly stereotyped) white trash america, apparently. I haven't actually watched more than, like, a commercial, so I couldn't really say. Nor am I going to put myself in a position to speak with anything approaching authority regarding that particular piece of abomination. It's among the many reasons I haven't willingly turned on a TV for many months.

[Max White]

America: we went from Shirley Temple to Honey Boo Boo. What the hell happened?

Well, to my understanding, and I could be incredibly mistaken here, but Shirley Temple didn't have it much better in her younger years. The main difference would be the lens they were filmed through, one trying to promote the perfect little angle, and the other some drama.

Or not, I don't know, I wasn't there for either really.

[misko27]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/02/german-drag-queen-sews-mouth-shut-russia_n_3695601.html?ir=Gay+Voices
(Graphic images/video in link.)

Lady sews her mouth shut in protest of the anti-gay stuff going down in Russia. Literally sews her mouth shut. The world, man.

So, how's she gonna eat or drink?

I think the article or another article said that she took it out afterwards, and that it healed completely except for some bruising. Still, though.

Okay, I think there is probably a way of getting your point across without body horror through some other stunt. Like, A Rubix cube time bomb. That could be fun.

[miauw62]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/02/german-drag-queen-sews-mouth-shut-russia_n_3695601.html?ir=Gay+Voices
(Graphic images/video in link.)

Lady sews her mouth shut in protest of the anti-gay stuff going down in Russia. Literally sews her mouth shut. The world, man.

So, how's she gonna eat or drink?

I think the article or another article said that she took it out afterwards, and that it healed completely except for some bruising. Still, though.

Okay, I think there is probably a way of getting your point across without body horror through some other stunt. Like, A Rubix cube time bomb. That could be fun.

Without body horror
Bomb

[misko27]

I think the article or another article said that she took it out afterwards, and that it healed completely except for some bruising. Still, though.

Okay, I think there is probably a way of getting your point across without body horror through some other stunt. Like, A Rubix cube time bomb. That could be fun.

Without body horror
Bomb

 

Yes, but those are just injuries. Random gore and violence is okay because you see that all the time. Sewing your mouth is rarer to say the least.

[Flying Dice]

Which makes the point rather more effective, wouldn't you say?

[scrdest]

A couple of years ago, me and my family moved from a flat in the town to a then newly-built house in... hard to describe. Village transforming into suburbs. However, we're repainting the flat to rent it out after the previous tenants fucked it up a bit.

So yesterday I've been helping out with it and I accidentally touched a halogen worklight which, being pretty hot, left me a small burn.

Shaped like

[Fniff]

Well, at least the worklight wasn't smug, then it would have left a mark.

[scrdest]

Well, at least the worklight wasn't smug, then it would have left a mark.

True. At least it looks sorry.

[Kadzar]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/02/german-drag-queen-sews-mouth-shut-russia_n_3695601.html?ir=Gay+Voices
(Graphic images/video in link.)

Lady sews her mouth shut in protest of the anti-gay stuff going down in Russia. Literally sews her mouth shut. The world, man.

So, how's she gonna eat or drink?

I think the article or another article said that she took it out afterwards, and that it healed completely except for some bruising. Still, though.

Okay, I think there is probably a way of getting your point across without body horror through some other stunt. Like, A Rubix cube time bomb. That could be fun.

Misko, are you secretly a Batman villain?

[Loud Whispers]

Okay, I think there is probably a way of getting your point across without body horror through some other stunt. Like, A Rubix cube time bomb. That could be fun.

Misko, are you secretly a Batman villain?

Isn't that a bit bigoted? Can't a guy manufacture puzzle-bombs in a volcano base shaped like a skull AND NOT BE CALLED A VILLAIN? Sheesh.

[LordSlowpoke]

Okay, I think there is probably a way of getting your point across without body horror through some other stunt. Like, A Rubix cube time bomb. That could be fun.

Misko, are you secretly a Batman villain?

Isn't that a bit bigoted? Can't a guy manufacture puzzle-bombs in a volcano base shaped like a skull AND NOT BE CALLED A VILLAIN? Sheesh.

can't a guy just listen to his mindfucking music while having his head in a fish tank and casually stroll by the bakery aisle absolutely not thinking of aiding the guy who's currently stealing 40 cakes without being thought of as one of the sickest fucks in the multiverse this is what xenophobia is all about

[Xantalos]

Okay, I think there is probably a way of getting your point across without body horror through some other stunt. Like, A Rubix cube time bomb. That could be fun.

Misko, are you secretly a Batman villain?

Isn't that a bit bigoted? Can a guy manufacture puzzle-bombs in a volcano base shaped like a skull AND NOT BE CALLED A VILLAIN? Sheesh.

FTFY, otherwise the answer is yes because he isn't doing any of those things.