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[Steelmagic]

Spoiler: Every single alien decided to spawn in the ship's hangar in one turn. (click to show/hide)

Gonna be a long day for Doc.

[misko27]

today i saw a bear flipping their shit at a statue in a park in the center of town i shit you not

a polar bear

google says that the nearest zoo with polar bears is more than a hundred kilometers away someone must do something to keep this bastard around and it will be me in the form of a letter that carefully omits the problems with keeping a beast this size in our typicaltourist(tm) petting zoo

i think i'll sign it with an alias

Probably escaped from a research institute. Just be careful and don't get involved. And stay away from low-hanging black smoke...

[Furtuka]

Spoiler: Every single alien decided to spawn in the ship's hangar in one turn. (click to show/hide)

How much luck were you having previously? That seems like you angered the rng too much there.

Pretty good actually. Miraculously after I posted that I somehow managed to complete that mission with no casualties by spamming rockets.

[Slayerhero90]

My dad has evidently decided that if I'm still asleep past 1:30PM, THERE'S OBVIOUSLY NOTHING WRONG!
I woke up a little before six PM. I think I made it like a week of a normal schedule of sleeping before he evidently forgets that I DON'T WANT A REPEAT OF NOCTURNALISM.

Both a rage and a WTF.

[Steelmagic]

You've made it longer than i ever have with a normal schedule.

[Frumple]

... maybe use the alarm clock? I mean. You said you had one, slayer. And that it worked. So...?

Being able to set your own sleeping schedule is kinda' an important skill to develop. Alarms are very helpful for that! Especially when they're not biological and possibly dealing with other commitments.

[Sirus]

I doubt I would have made it these past four weeks without an alarm clock and the ability to make myself go to bed earlier when needed.

[Slayerhero90]

... maybe use the alarm clock? I mean. You said you had one, slayer. And that it worked. So...?

Being able to set your own sleeping schedule is kinda' an important skill to develop. Alarms are very helpful for that! Especially when they're not biological and possibly dealing with other commitments.

Refer to every single time I've said I can't operate it besides turning it on and off.

[XXSockXX]

... maybe use the alarm clock? I mean. You said you had one, slayer. And that it worked. So...?

Being able to set your own sleeping schedule is kinda' an important skill to develop. Alarms are very helpful for that! Especially when they're not biological and possibly dealing with other commitments.

I think I might have told him that someplace else before and he didn't really wanna hear it. 

[Loud Whispers]

PRC says too many students are cheating in one school, bring in 54 external invigilators with metal detectors and frisk searching to combat the cheating.

Riots ensued.

[Frumple]

Refer to every single time I've said I can't operate it besides turning it on and off.

Soooo... invest in a new alarm clock? Obvious solution to non-functioning clock is fix or replace. Looks like a cheap one'd run like ten-twelve bucks on the low end, and that's via online shopping (discount one on the ground'd probably come cheaper). S'worth it for a steadied sleeping cycle.

PRC says too many students are cheating in one school, bring in 54 external invigilators with metal detectors and frisk searching to combat the cheating.

Riots ensued.

"We want fairness. There is no fairness if you do not let us cheat."

wow

I mean, it makes sense in context but damn.

[Slayerhero90]

Refer to every single time I've said I can't operate it besides turning it on and off.

Soooo... invest in a new alarm clock? Obvious solution to non-functioning clock is fix or replace. Looks like a cheap one'd run like ten-twelve bucks on the low end, and that's via online shopping (discount one on the ground'd probably come cheaper). S'worth it for a steadied sleeping cycle.

It functions just fine.

[Xantalos]

Re:china:
I'm not surprised at all.

[Frumple]

It functions just fine.

I can't operate it besides turning it on and off.

I, uh. Generally alarm clocks that you can't change the time of aren't really considered functioning...?

[Akura]

I could just mean he doesn't know how to use it.