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[pisskop]

my cat just took the gravity express from my roof into the backyard garden.  Seems unhurt enough, but somewhat tramatized

[penguinofhonor]

Whenever I tell someone I'm making some weird food (quail this time), their response is almost always "Woah, you know how to make that?"

No, I don't. But I have google. Come on now, this shouldn't be that bizarre.

[Graknorke]

Quail is a bird. How is that weird?

[Akura]

It's also a bird people have been known to hunt. It's also a bird that former Vice President have mistaken their colleagues for... while hunting.
Hell it's even in the Bible... of course that was magic bird that God created along with raining magic bread while giving the Jews arbritrary rules on how to eat it(note, the Jews kinda ignored that rule, then Fun happened).

[Karnewarrior]

Whenever I tell someone I'm making some weird food (quail this time), their response is almost always "Woah, you know how to make that?"

No, I don't. But I have google. Come on now, this shouldn't be that bizarre.

I can cook anything.

Put it over fire. Wait until kind of brown, red, or other delicious color. Eat.

It's also a bird people have been known to hunt. It's also a bird that former Vice President have mistaken their colleagues for... while hunting.

To be fair to Dick, his friend was wearing a bright orange jacket and was shaped kind of almost completely unlike a quail.

[Solifuge]

Whenever I tell someone I'm making some weird food (quail this time), their response is almost always "Woah, you know how to make that?"

No, I don't. But I have google. Come on now, this shouldn't be that bizarre.

This is how I feel every time I offer to make something that sounds fancy for my friends. We live in an age where most any information we could want is right at our fingertips... we can learn anything we want, practice any skills we have the materials available for. We're only limited by our personal discipline, and the amount of free time we're willing to invest in things.

It's a good time.

[Graknorke]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1572168/The-new-face-of-Britain-Flag-poll-results.html
Oh internet. Oh wow. I love you SO MUCH.

[Jopax]

So after like a rather long period of little to no contact with most people, as in the occasional short chat on Facebook or something I get attacked from all sides. First friends from highschool get on Skype with me, then another friend joins them but he insists on typing, so I have to talk with them while typing to him. Then a third firend starts talking to me on Facebook and I'm pretty much lost at that point. Then my roommate gets home and starts talking so I have to listen there too and to just make things even better my phone rings, a friend asking about something I already told his girlfriend.

So in short, someone who doesn't enjoy huge human interaction I get bombarded and swamped by calls for attention and conversation. I can't really work like that :C

[Mr Space Cat]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1572168/The-new-face-of-Britain-Flag-poll-results.html

"The Norwegian designer, who wishes to remain anonymous, said he intended the flag to represent the union of England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland in a modern, cool light.

The dragon itself was inspired by a Japanese anime television series.

"It represents shouting "UNION!" and joining together; kicking reason to the curb and doing the impossible; fighting the power, and piercing the heavens," he said.

...And what impact does he think the new flag would have on foreigners like himself?

"That the UK is awesome. I just hope they don't think it's a pirate flag." '

All of my yes, that is awesome.

[Devling]

That's the stupid-best-worst shit.

[kisame12794]

To be fair, it does look awsome. But they should really stick with the old flag.

[Aklyon]

The sunglasses are too obvious. The rest is pretty good/bad/what, though.

[Flying Dice]

At work today an older man stopped, looked at my nametag for a moment, pointed at me and stared into my eyes. He solemnly proclaimed:

Raphael, you're the angel of healing.

I think the Catholics might be able to convert me if they can actually make me a high-level Celestial White Mage and let me signal the beginning of the apocalypse. 

[Karlito]

If given the chance, would you rather be that guy or the ninja turtle?

[Devling]

That guy. I'm sorry ninja turtles, Ninjas < Angels anyday.