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Graknorke

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28680 on: March 10, 2013, 01:23:58 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on March 10, 2013, 12:39:11 pm
my crowbar is in the car.
Disappointing.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28681 on: March 10, 2013, 01:31:08 pm »
Quote from: Graknorke on March 10, 2013, 01:23:58 pm
Quote from: RedKing on March 10, 2013, 12:39:11 pm
my crowbar is in the car.
Disappointing.
Don't worry, a security guard will get him his crowbar.
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« Reply #28682 on: March 10, 2013, 01:35:21 pm »
+1 for Red's story. Read twice, once out loud to another, would read again.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28683 on: March 10, 2013, 01:36:56 pm »
Wait, all power is out except for a single bunker? And you need to flip a switch to fix it?
 
Watch out for Raptors.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28684 on: March 10, 2013, 01:38:05 pm »
Watch out for spies.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28685 on: March 10, 2013, 01:40:04 pm »
Quote from: misko27 on March 10, 2013, 01:36:56 pm
Wait, all power is out except for a single bunker? And you need to flip a switch to fix it?
 
Watch out for Raptors.
You got raptors at the door, hadcrabs in the ducts, and zombies in the halls.  Who the hell designed this place?  It sets off so many alarm bells for the genre savy.
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Quote from: IronyOwl on January 03, 2014, 08:22:41 pm
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28686 on: March 10, 2013, 01:58:32 pm »
Come now people, we should know better. This is an American governmental facility. The only thing that could lurking in the shadows is Russians.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28687 on: March 10, 2013, 02:02:45 pm »
Sounds like fun.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28688 on: March 10, 2013, 02:05:56 pm »
Quote from: Lightningfalcon on March 10, 2013, 01:40:04 pm
Quote from: misko27 on March 10, 2013, 01:36:56 pm
Wait, all power is out except for a single bunker? And you need to flip a switch to fix it?
 
Watch out for Raptors.
You got raptors at the door, hadcrabs in the ducts, and zombies in the halls.  Who the hell designed this place?  It sets off so many alarm bells for the genre savy.


The solution is simple. Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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He's fucking with us.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28689 on: March 10, 2013, 03:11:31 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on March 10, 2013, 02:05:56 pm
Quote from: Lightningfalcon on March 10, 2013, 01:40:04 pm
Quote from: misko27 on March 10, 2013, 01:36:56 pm
Wait, all power is out except for a single bunker? And you need to flip a switch to fix it?
 
Watch out for Raptors.
You got raptors at the door, hadcrabs in the ducts, and zombies in the halls.  Who the hell designed this place?  It sets off so many alarm bells for the genre savy.


The solution is simple. Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Do you know what the only thing worse then headcrabs, zombies, and raptors are?  Mutant headcrabs, zombies, and raptor, glowing in radiation.
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Quote from: IronyOwl on January 03, 2014, 08:22:41 pm
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28690 on: March 10, 2013, 03:13:39 pm »
Actually, the only thing worse than headcrabs, zombies, and raptors is MORE headcrabs, zombies and raptors.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28691 on: March 10, 2013, 03:20:36 pm »
Headcrabs riding zombie raptors.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28692 on: March 10, 2013, 03:38:47 pm »
Quote from: Darvi on March 10, 2013, 03:20:36 pm
Headcrabs riding zombie raptors.
Headcrab zombie raptors.

With athletes foot.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #28693 on: March 10, 2013, 03:49:36 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on March 10, 2013, 03:38:47 pm
Quote from: Darvi on March 10, 2013, 03:20:36 pm
Headcrabs riding zombie raptors.
Headcrab zombie raptors.

With athletes foot.

Wearing Uggs.
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« Reply #28694 on: March 10, 2013, 04:04:25 pm »
I thought US governmental buildings were designed to set off a massive thermobaric explosive in case of power loss.
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