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[PanH]

It only got up to 120 km though. Besides, the launch hasn't been supported by any other organisation, so we don't even know if it's true.

But the monkey knows.

[RedKing]

Iran launced a monkey into space.

Iran.

A monkey.

Thats my weekly source of WTFS all gone all at once.

They celebrated by driving the monkey in an Edsel to be on the Ed Sullivan Show. 

It only got up to 120 km though. Besides, the launch hasn't been supported by any other organisation, so we don't even know if it's true.

120km is above the Kármán line, so it's legit if it turns out to be true.

[10ebbor10]

It only got up to 120 km though. Besides, the launch hasn't been supported by any other organisation, so we don't even know if it's true.

But the monkey knows.

Unless it's dead, that is. It's very well possible that they staged the monkey recovery video before the actual launch. Or used a different monkey.

[Descan]

My old man points are useless, because I tend to prefer women older than myself. Eventually I'm going to have to amend that policy, or it'll get awkward.

Is that relative or absolute?

N+10 or "around 35-45" which just happens to be older than you at the moment?

N being your age.

[Dutchling]

The queen is going to abdicate.

[Darvi]

The queen?

THE Queen?

Or just Queen and I'm missing something?

[Nadaka]

My old man points are useless, because I tend to prefer women older than myself. Eventually I'm going to have to amend that policy, or it'll get awkward.

Is that relative or absolute?

N+10 or "around 35-45" which just happens to be older than you at the moment?

N being your age.

All of my serious relationships started with teenage (17 to 19) girls. That is probably part of the problem.

[RedKing]

It only got up to 120 km though. Besides, the launch hasn't been supported by any other organisation, so we don't even know if it's true.

But the monkey knows.

Unless it's dead, that is. It's very well possible that they staged the monkey recovery video before the actual launch. Or used a different monkey.

Or it's very well possible that Iran...y'know, is a country with a fair bit of technological expertise and a robust missile development program which could very well have done what they said they did. 

Just because their basis of government and law dates to the 7th century doesn't mean their technology does.

My old man points are useless, because I tend to prefer women older than myself. Eventually I'm going to have to amend that policy, or it'll get awkward.

Is that relative or absolute?

N+10 or "around 35-45" which just happens to be older than you at the moment?

N being your age.

That's what I'm not sure. I'm 37, she's 46. Wasn't a conscious decision, just seems to happen that way.

The queen is going to abdicate.

I'm guessing that's Beatrix of the Netherlands, not QE II.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

The queen is going to abdicate.

I'm guessing that's Beatrix of the Netherlands, not QE II.

But TRUTH NEWS MAGAZINE ran a story about how Elizabeth II is taking the royal fortune and moving to America!

[RedKing]

This. Just....this. (slightly NSFW)

[miauw62]

The queen is going to abdicate.

I'm guessing that's Beatrix of the Netherlands, not QE II.

It's obviously queen Paola from Belgium. Tsk.

[10ebbor10]

This. Just....this. (slightly NSFW)

Poor fish.

[Helgoland]

This. Just....this. (slightly NSFW)

Poor fish.

They... sleep with the fishes?

[anzki4]

This. Just....this. (slightly NSFW)

Poor fish.

They... sleep with the fishes?

And that phrase will never be the same again.

[Phantom of The Library]

This. Just....this. (slightly NSFW)

Poor fish.

They... sleep with the fishes?

That is a horrible pun and you should feel horrible.